sympathy munch is when your friend is trying to initiate a unrequested FFM threesome and couldn't get the male to be erect so you offer to eat them out, out of pity bc you have secondhand embarrassment.
my friend came out and started trying to give my other friend head and he wouldn't get hard. so I gave her a sympathy munch
by letsgodoabump October 27, 2021

by Big claw December 16, 2022

It's being a munch but instead of giving and getting no pussy, it's with ass.
If your friends give ass and get it eatin up and get none in return he/she is a butt-munch. You nasty.
If your friends give ass and get it eatin up and get none in return he/she is a butt-munch. You nasty.
by cwestn May 11, 2023

by gaminggoalie YT April 20, 2023

The definition of MUNCH is a person who is "R00ted" deep within the earth as the "R00ts" intertwine with the underworld. The Tree of "Munch" is an "OAK" and is "Caucasian" to "B00t" The long "Branches" of the tree reach way up into the "stratosphere" where "myth" says they reach "celestial" heights. Someone who is from out of this world would be what we call "Neo" in the "Matrix" not to mention "commando" "Arnold" "Conan The Barbarian" This MUNCH isn't just a stop by and whine and complain about shit while his or her "mates" go for a "smoke" or get a "bite" A MUNCH is a "TABLE" where EVERYONE can come sit and or stand and enjoy the the conversation and most "Importantly" the "FOOD" "NOM NOM"....
Munch is the life of the party and will overlook from a "B.E.W" (birds eye view) to make sure that all the guests are taken care of, because guests; Always comeback #tampax
Munch is the life of the party and will overlook from a "B.E.W" (birds eye view) to make sure that all the guests are taken care of, because guests; Always comeback #tampax
Whoa MUNCH really pulled his shit together for this evening...
Munch really hit the Nail on the "head" with his "Neo"-They say she used to be a P.I.S
Munch really hit the Nail on the "head" with his "Neo"-They say she used to be a P.I.S
by The-Raw-Dog-N-Bail August 28, 2022

by therealmunchman June 8, 2023
