Mud Grapes

Grapes that grow in soil, mainly in central Europe where the soil is fertile enough for grapes to prosper.

I'm going to the supermarket for mud grapes for my juicer.

by Turban_Pictionary May 3, 2017

Packin` Mud

The act of having anal sex with your partner.

" ...yeah Martha and I decided to change it up last night and do the Packin` Mud routine"

by RdHogg June 1, 2017

Mud Pan

A Family-Friendly term for a female's butt.

i.e. " Hey man, look at the Mud Pan on her"

by Trunk Full Of Faygo June 20, 2017

mud spider

Your anus or butthole so to speak

Dude, my mud spider itched all day today.

by Dusuajfh February 26, 2018

mud rooster

King of the dirt chickens. High class white trash.

Hey mud rooster, heard you threw your back out humping my mom.

by Mud Rooster March 14, 2017

Mud Oven

Like a Dutch Oven, but rather than fart, you shit.

"Sometimes you can't always trust a fart, and this time, rather than going Dutch, I gave her the ole Mud Oven."

by schlockofages May 23, 2016

Mud-sweeper

A term to describe a type of shit that is so wet it takes almost the entire roll of toilet paper to clean up yourself. Usually followed by a skid mark or safety wipe

Guy: "I gotta change my underwear soon, I had a mud-sweeper earlier"

Guy #2: "Make sure you do a safety wipe afterwards"

by becauseimapotato May 21, 2016