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Montana missionary

Where a guy named gage/gaige gets sounded and pounded by two goth chicks with 13in strap ons
“Wow man I just had to goth chicks shove 13in strap one in my dick and ass Montana missionary style”-gage/gaige
by Sister do January 20, 2025
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Montacatious

A stereotypically rude person, such as a weeb who acts better than others, or a popular girl who treats others like pets

Mon-ta- Kay- tious
Person one: she’s such a bitch

Person two: yeah, she’s very montacatious
by O-e-oo-ah-e February 15, 2026
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Montana Backhoe

When a man shits on a woman's chest, scoops it up with his dick and proceeds to ass fuck them.
Man #1: "Damn Jessica is so hot, I'd like to give her a Montana Backhoe."

Man #2: "Dude. You're a sick bastard."
by Mason Wade February 16, 2025
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Montana wet t-shirt

Peeing on a white tee and letting it freeze on you in the Montana cold weather
Would you care for a Montana wet t-shirt
by Masterbutter February 19, 2025
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Montana mud pie

Where you eat your partner ass when he or she has the runs
Yesterday do I was liking my partner ass when she blasted a Montana mud pie on my face
by Meat D1c8 April 8, 2025
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Montana Butcher

A dumbass who gets caught beating his meat in a dorm room while apart of a football camp in Montana. He got made fun of for get and was later forced to transfer schools due to the event.
He got caught pulling a Montana butcher.
by Fahq72727 May 1, 2025
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Montasr

Montasr (noun or adjective)
Pronunciation: monta-sir; mon-tass-er
Plural: montasrs

Definition:

A montasr is a concept, person, event, or structure that begins with confidence, clarity, or form — but then collapses into disarray, often dropping off completely at the end with no explanation.

Think: a strong opening act that forgets the lyrics, a lab report that nails the intro and fizzles at the discussion, or a country shaped like it just gave up near the bottom (looking at you, Myanmar).

Key Traits of a Montasr:

Strong Start: A solid intro or promising setup.
Structural Breakdown: Logic, behavior, or coherence unravels midway.
Drop-Off Ending: Abrupt, lazy, or absent finish — like someone just walked offstage mid-sentence.

Synonyms:
Trainwreck, disasterpiece, burnout arc, cliffdive chaos, soup sandwich
Examples in the Wild:

“This study group started off productive, but once snacks arrived, it turned into a total montasr.”

“Her email was eloquent until paragraph three — then it went full montasr.”

“Myanmar is a beautiful montasr — geography that just kind of wanders off at the bottom.”

Usage:

“Don’t montasr this presentation.”

“The pharmacokinetics chart is a montasr — starts smart, ends spaghetti.”

“He’s a well-meaning montasr. Great intentions, always drops off at the end.”
by Management Theory May 5, 2025
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