moderately hard

Kinda hard but also kind of tinder

I’d smash you moderately hard.

by Cmdad October 22, 2017

modern historian

Someone who is always watching the news.

"Mr. Thomas? You mean our math teacher? Yea, he's a real modern historian. Everytime I go into his class, I always see him reading some fresh news article pulled up on his computer."

by thedancingdemon November 22, 2017

modernistic

Something that is modern with a fancy sounding name

That building over there is very modernistic

by Dbater254 November 25, 2017

Moderate Mango

Someone who lives and breathes with just the right amount of effort and intensity; not too little, not too much.

Booboo said; "I am also a moderate mango. Everything in moderation". He's so adorable

by HotRat December 7, 2017

madder than a baptist in a brothel

Really angry, may incite a physical altercation.

(Girlfriend after boyfriend caught cheating)

Catching him kissing my best friend just made me madder than a baptist in a brothel!

by Mistabone February 1, 2018

Madders Junk

Some say TotallyMadders Junk in the trunk is soop big he in fact needs 3 super truck trailers to carry it all. A mere act of him crossing the street has to be planned weeks in advance with city planning, traffic department, fire department, emergency reponse unit and the militairy. Legend has it that no female ever left his presence without walking out like a cowboy with tears in her eyes and a huge smile on her face.

Have you heard the legend of Madders Junk?

by Infallable Word June 11, 2018

moderninized

It is when you have a more modern word for “modernis(z)e”. Hence the word moderninize.

Also if you are stupid and don’t know the pronunciation of “modernized” you accidentally say this while having a smart conversation with someone even smarter. Like when looking at a painting in a museum.

This is like a cottage, but like, moderninized.

by MonaderninizedAVOCADOwithAIDS July 31, 2018