Levi ripped the bong, put on his shoes, and got his stop clock ready to set a new personal best for his fein mile
by White_lightning69 February 1, 2024

by Mr ZaZa August 30, 2023

by AnonymousAAS12 June 13, 2023

Derek Miles are most handsome men on earth. Every lady thinks (and knows) their cock is huge. They are the least gay out of their friends and family. They can't get a girlfriend because they are too good for any lady. They last at least 45 minutes in bed and can keep going.
Female: Did you just see Derek Miles in the hallway?
Other female: Yeah he is so cute his penis is also very large
Other female: Yeah he is so cute his penis is also very large
by PEepeecumcancer January 21, 2021

by not -Finn February 18, 2022

The act of giving oral sex or "head" to another individual for an extensively long period of time until the individuals tongue and/or receivers genitalia become reflective in the light from all the internal juices that are produced. Often this will require intensive dedication and multiple orgasms as well as intervals for the juices to dry/Crystallize.
by zombifiedgrass December 13, 2015

When you dump astro glide on an 8 mile slip and slide using a mountain bike, and then go down the slip and slide on your erect penis.
by cajungeek March 5, 2020
