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Megan

Megan has the biggest juiciest grippiest moose knuckle pussy in the universe. A Megan in the wild will Hoover suck your dusty soul out your lifeless meat wand and leave you convulsing like a tasered mall cop.

Megan is the best thing that will ever happen to you in your life. Tread cautiously and know you will feel slightly suicidal on some days but all of her majestic qualities are worth the occasional ideations.
Wow my bird chest just chest collapsed I just got Megan’d !
by Meowdompompom November 23, 2021
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Megan

Megan a ditzy blonde who loves blue waffles and lemon partys she will google anything shes asked to and spends 90% of her time naked

Has no idea of how to use technology other than to watch lemon party porn
by Highlander90 January 27, 2018
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Megan

Megan is a useless bitch
by The kid who is January 14, 2020
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Megan

Megan is so beautiful, marry her
Is that Megan!
Yeah I’m gna marry her
by WONTONric3 April 21, 2024
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Megan

Megan, a beautiful kind and loving person will be with you in the tough times and good times the bestest friend you could imagine to have an the prettiest of all.
Person 1: Ayo what’s your name
Person 2: Megan why?
Person1: well that explains why your so gorgeous
by Emmr.00 November 11, 2021
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Megan rapione

Gang stalking straight hating fake tramp, and marijuana supplier for the Seattle storm and the Wnba
If you keep promoting Megan rapione as a role model, your goals will no longer exist.
by ApolloX*12 August 20, 2024
mugGet the Megan rapionemug.

Megan Otey

OMG have you seen Megan Otey?! She is jaw dropping!
by rhart303 February 16, 2024
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