A subpar basketball player who hands out condoms to hobos in the park whilst slurping some hearty noodle soup in preparation for a jerk off session with the chick from Human Resources before a 4pm snooze.
I was tryna get some quick d but this dude was bein such a matt prior I had to make a stealthy escape
by Melvanlew October 1, 2017
Get the Matt Priormug. 
Matt Cavanagh basically means that you have a chode, and that's ok if yo girl is into that kinda shit, but if not, I'm sorry for you ..
by I CAME HERE TO DRINK MILK November 26, 2013
Get the matt cavanaghmug. A petty yet funny and charming Male who speaks his mind and doesn't care about offending people's feelings.
Yo!! Roxy asked Johnny if she looked fat in her outfit and he outright said "YUP!". He straight up Matt Bugs tf outta her.
by The Petty King October 27, 2022
Get the Matt Bugsmug. Pretty good friend and solid dude.
The kind of guy who gets the job done but would rather spend time catching up on life with the buddies.
Fun to generally chat, hang out, and have a few drinks with.
The kind of guy who gets the job done but would rather spend time catching up on life with the buddies.
Fun to generally chat, hang out, and have a few drinks with.
Person #1: Was hanging out with my buddy Matt Hunter yesterday havin some drinks and catching up on life.
Person #2: Ah nice, sounds like a solid dude.
Person #2: Ah nice, sounds like a solid dude.
by Hakna Shanovin June 26, 2023
Get the Matt huntermug. matt getchell flirts with dylan pearce all the time but dylan refusing to admit he like it since he’s lesbian
matt getchell: Hey dylan you look very beautiful today
dylan pearce: I wish i could say the same for you
please publish this it would mean so much to me
dylan pearce: I wish i could say the same for you
please publish this it would mean so much to me
by gurgletimmygurgle December 10, 2018
Get the matt getchellmug. by psychoticbeach February 7, 2018
Get the Matt Smithmug.