milf-portrait

the make-up job, self-applied, on a desirable older woman's face

Joe: Jeez, she looks a right mess!

Hank: Yeah, she sure screwed up that milf-portrait.

by philologue August 14, 2011

Brownie Milf

a girl that is a brownie (girlscout) and was a slut and has a kid but shes hot

Madison used to be a girlscout but now she's a brownie milf.

by ILikeBrowniesInMilk September 6, 2009

SS] MILF [r

1. One who disobeys orders.
2. Couldn't find their way out of a paper bag with a map.
3. Someone that will never make the Sea Snipers clan.

I talked to my friend today, he's such a SS MILF r, he can't do anything right.

by [SS] Grifter March 1, 2005

National Milf Day

May 8th, the Saturday before Mother’s Day.

Celebrating young and old milfs alike.
Originally celebrated on May 10, but since milfs can’t party on mondays, the day officially has been changed to May 8th.

Happy National milf day hoe! Let’s get wasted and shake our mommy milkers.

by Bigdoggy May 8, 2021

Dirty milfhunter

When someone goes out of there way to fuck your mom or your aunt

That guy colt keeps on hooking up our moms I hate that dirty milfhunter

by Colt Hernandez April 20, 2020

milching

A nonsense word used merely euphoniously in phrase constructions.

Holy crap, two babies at age 18? That new kid Kevin is such a milching manwhore!

by Tour May 7, 2008

Milflicious

A combination of MILF and delicious. Similar to Bootylicious.

She isn't BootyLicious, she is Milflicious!!

by Moonrock April 19, 2011