a
short white girl who likes to dance randomly (k-shimmy), likes to put her fingers in people's ear (snake) and armpits (monkey), cries when she laughs, when she does laugh it sounds
like a gas pipe leak (very disturbing), thighs could
crush watermelons (baby hippo resemblance) & eats 47,000 grams of honey mustard hourly (clogged bowels daily-has a coupon at the piggly wiggly's for 50% off honey mustard).