linguistics

useless piece of shit
study of language

linguistics sucks sucks sucks

by Dong Woo March 13, 2005

Linguiphile

The incorrect term for someone who loves words.
The lingui- prefix comes from the word linguistic, but there is no basis to make this determination when fusing the word linguistics with the suffix -phile. In any case, the root for linguistics is "Logo", which stands for "words". Therefore, a lover of words would more correctly be called a Logophile.

"Man. I just LOVE words. I'm a linguiphile."
"If you REALLY loved words, you'd know the word is "logophile", you fucking tool."

by SidWreck January 5, 2010

lingo

(jamaician) Pot or marajauna

see <beastie boys> see <pot>

by Jack Acid May 13, 2005

lingling

In an orgy or threesome, to lick the union and environs of people having penetrative penile sex. This may be done by laying below a pair having doggy style sex, or in front of a pair in reverse cowgirl, or any other acrobatic means one might imagine. The point is that the genitals, the taint, asshole, and usually the cock and balls all get some oral attention. Not related to the bisexual panda we all love.

While John fucked Mary's ass while she bounced in his lap, their bi friend Steve was on his knees between their legs happily licking John's shaft and Mary's taint, performing a noisy, wet, lingling.

by Hauser November 27, 2007

lingey

Someone who loves owls,

Ariana- OMG Pull Over! Theres an owl in the woods! I'm gonna go take pictures of it!
Jeff- Ariana is such a Lingey.

by PupDogAndKimboDog September 7, 2011

green and lingling

a loving pair of teacher and student .
green is a nice geemaking teacher that has bad taste as a fake pedophile .
ling ling is a litto girl-boy with a nugget nose and pretty eyes .

bonus : ahony ( a.c. ) is a anonymous little girl that wants to break them up

in a land of green and lingling's

green : lingling.. you so boney <3
lingling : coz i give good boners
ahony : my best friend is e.z. :3

by youre_a_green_lingling February 22, 2009

Lingering Hug

A lingering hug is when the hug initiator exceeds the hug time appropriate for their attractiveness. It is often associated with politicians that have aged out of their attractive years initiating hugs with interns. This problem grew in viability during the #MeToo movement. The maximum time for a normal hug is determined by taking the hug initiator's attractiveness and dividing by two. For example, if the hug initiator is a six attractiveness, they can give a three second hug and still be socially acceptable, but a four second hug lingers. On the other hand, if the initiator is a nine attractiveness, a four second hug has time to spare.

The Senator was so exited about the bill getting passed, she gave me a lingering hug.

by TheBear89451 May 1, 2018