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Ninja Kick

Used as a funeral term to descride AIDS or any other extreme STD
Boy 1: Did you fuck Sally?
Boy 2: Nahh, she the ninja kick. She is getting treated in the hospital.
by DickSwinger1922 December 3, 2015
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Cow-Kicked

When you’re extremely exhausted, due to strenuous activity as a result of marital duty, or otherwise.
The word cow-kicked is used when one is with an extremely energetic partner, especially if one is on the receiving end. In such cases, it can be physically strenuous, or even painful to receive, but usually it’s still a heck of good time.
You ever have those knee-shaking, can’t stand, gone blind, gone deaf, can’t move afterward, nights of bliss? Yeah, that’s what I’m talking about.
Mary-Lou to her recently married friend: “Shirley, you look so tired! Is married life that hard?”
“Oh, I’m cow-kicked, Mary-Lou. That man does not know the definition of restraint! Can’t complain though.”
by Turtle_Mountain_Sensei November 22, 2020
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horse kicking

When u don't know how to eat a girl out right and she starts kicking in pain but you continue thinking she is enjoying it.
Remember when you we're eating out that girl and she was horse kicking in pain.
by Justnasty June 10, 2016
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B-kick

When life give you a swift, hard kick in the bagina.
Example 1:
Girl: My boyfriend just dumped me over text message.
Friend: Oh man, that's a real B-kick. Sorry dude.

Example 2:
"Hey neighbor, sorry for the b-kick but I just ran over your dog."
by jtownpop1 September 19, 2013
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Kick the doughnut

To insert one's toe into a butthole.
Guy1: "Dayyyummm.... check out that boo with the booty... I'm tryin to kick the doughnut"

Guy 2: "Shit, man... you nasty."
by turd_burglar699 January 1, 2012
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quantum kick

When you kick someone from a Discord server that wasn’t even in said server to begin with
“I want to kick mark but he’s not in the server”
“Well quantum kick him instead
by TriTron_ May 9, 2018
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Hippie Kick

When you hit a bowl of weed and you know it is keyed.
"Don't put that bowl down, let me hippie kick that shit"
by bmoreg May 30, 2009
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