jordan and alex

Two people who are meant for eachother, both like memes and are sexually attracted to eachother (probably) both are lowkey retarded

Val: can jordan and alex like date already?

by Kink is pink June 19, 2017

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Jordan Wilson

The right one…. Period 🤷🏽 ♂️🖕🏽

No ifs, ands, or buts about Jordan Wilson

by Iambiminijackson September 3, 2021

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Jordan Matya

A multi-talented person from Illinois. He is an up-and-coming star. Matya is a great athlete. He is funny, smart, and very good-looking!

Girl 1: Oh my gosh! Jordan Matya winked at me in the hall today!!

Girl 2: No way!!

by Sexy Mama 242 December 7, 2006

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louise jordan

a beauitiful lady , kind, sweat very nice person :)

louise jordan "hi-icles"

by PatrickODpod July 19, 2012

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Anyone: Hey Do you know a funny joke?
Autists: HAHA FUCK JORDAN HAHA i have crippling autism
Anyone: Upvoted!
Damn guys this sad lets get theis post up to the top so this comes up when you search mods are asleep

by Fjofijmdsogmdkmg July 8, 2018

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Jordan Status

When you basically roast everybody at your local basketball court.Hence, Jordan, referring to michael jordan.

Guy#1-Wow, you know that black guy yesterday at the basketball court?

Guy#2-the one that stole my bike?

Guy#1-uhhh no, the one with the triple double.

Guy#2-ohh yeahh, he was in Jordan Status!

by who are YOU!? December 22, 2009

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