Jarren 

Sexy guy that no one can resist

That sexy guy must be Jarren

Jarren by This Is The Absoulute Truth August 29, 2010

Jared 

The new boyfriend. He's the one who took you away from me. He has a great jawline, nice shoulders, and muscles. He's in your bed while I'm in your Twitch chat. He's just a doormat.

Yeah I've met Jared. Of course I've met Jared.

Jared by dreamnotfoundwastaken June 22, 2022

Jared Padalecki 

A species of moose.

Girl 1: Did you see that massive moose run by?

Girl 2: Oh, that was just Jared Padalecki...

Jared Padalecki by corksoakerr March 11, 2011

Marko Jaric'd 

When a man gets with a woman who is way out of his league.

Ann is so much hotter than bill, i dont know how he got with her, he completely marko jaric'd her.

Marko Jaric'd by ballz69 April 1, 2009

Jarron 

An absolute legend. When anyone see him, their eyeballs pop out of their head and roll back in excitement.

man, Jarron is a bloody legend

Jarron by Big SHaq The Third March 25, 2019

Jareth 

The sexy beast otherwise known as David Bowie, in the 80's movie, The Labyrinth.

Jareth: You remind me of the babe
Goblin: What babe?
Jareth: The babe with the power
Goblin: What power?
Jareth: The power of voodoo
Goblin: Who do?
Jareth: You do

Jareth by tasertweak May 17, 2006

jareth 

the amazingly sexy goblin king played by david bowie in the movie labyrinth. hail to his bulges and fantastic singing.

sarah: it's not fair!
jareth: then i wonder what you basis for comparison is.

jareth by j.mi May 30, 2006