Cook bacon

Using strong smells to cover up the smell of a fired gun.

I used a scented candle to cook bacon after discharging my 44 mag through my living room wall.

by Patman888 August 19, 2016

bacon shellshock

A condition one suffers from after experiencing the severe emotional stress of the pop/crackling and subsequent splattering of molten-hot grease during the frying of bacon. Though one need not actually be splattered with hot grease and burned, each pop and crackle of the frying bacon causes one to duck and cover in mortal fear.

"Making breakfast has left me with a bad case of the bacon shellshock."

by Bacon Lover 4 Life September 28, 2013

Extra Bacon

This is a statement like Jumbo Shrimp or Military Intelligence.

Should I throw out the extra Bacon?

by Rustysoap August 26, 2013

butt bacon

When you have a shit that strings out, but is still quite flat as with bacon.

Me: Dude I just made some butt bacon!!
Other Guy: Do I know you?

by spicysheron February 15, 2014

Bacon Party

A party in which you can throw for yourself or another in which you first get baked (smoke or consume Cannabis until you are really hungry and really high) and then you make bacon-ALL of the bacon-and then eat the bacon.

I got high last night and threw myself a Bacon Party!

by Vasartas March 26, 2020

Bacon Sniffer

A radar detector.

Make sure to turn on your bacon sniffer if you decide to do 80 in a 55.

by Bambootrident August 26, 2013

Bacon Country

Canada.

Suzie: Where are you from?
Jack: You know, that place...Up there. With the bacon. Bacon Country!
Suzie: You mean Canada?
Jack: Yeah, that's it!

by Canadia Eh July 4, 2012