A law discovered in Littleton Colorado that any rock kicked/thrown at/under a parked car with enough velocity will with out fail bounce up and hit some part of said car.
I wonder if i can kick this rock under that parked without hitting it
dude no, that would break feese's law
dude no, that would break feese's law
by hhhhhhhhhhhssskidonfoijafdakkl July 20, 2010
by yiptrollman January 16, 2016
A parodic scientific law stating that any headline ending in a question mark can safely be answered with "no." Extremely useful in this age of clickbait.
Clickbait: "Did this man cure cancer by spreading dog shit on his face?? The answer will amaze you!!"
Smart guy: "No. If it was true then it wouldn't need the question mark."
Clickbait: "But don't people enjoy suspenseful headlines?? The answer is astounding!!"
Smart guy: "Betteridge's Law." (Keeps scrolling.)
Smart guy: "No. If it was true then it wouldn't need the question mark."
Clickbait: "But don't people enjoy suspenseful headlines?? The answer is astounding!!"
Smart guy: "Betteridge's Law." (Keeps scrolling.)
by the Avenger of Lost Souls July 14, 2016
The longer a discussion of any issue continues, the likelihood of the issue of Jesus and Salvation being brought up increases.
We were having a nice discussion about baseball when Fred invoked Funky's Law and noted that nobody can be truly safe without redemption through our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ.
by Sancho Baio September 29, 2009
A Law that defines everything according to the Ultimate Truth. All of which is obviously way too complicated for the average person.
Bob: Hey, did you know that people miss-spell the name Kendall all the time?
Eienstein: Wrong.
Bob: Why?
Einstein: The Law of Thermoscrewing.
Bob: What's that?
Einstien: Dont worry about it.
Eienstein: Wrong.
Bob: Why?
Einstein: The Law of Thermoscrewing.
Bob: What's that?
Einstien: Dont worry about it.
by sneer13 November 06, 2009
As an online discussion grows longer, the probability it being reduced to dick jokes approaches 1.
c.f Godwin's Law
Note: invoking Cathcart's Law massively increases the probability of dick jokes, as it contains the fragment "grows longer".
c.f Godwin's Law
Note: invoking Cathcart's Law massively increases the probability of dick jokes, as it contains the fragment "grows longer".
(following a lengthy conversation about GPS)
Steve: My GPS has a 3" screen, and it's perfectly adequate for my needs.
Tim: Yeah, but how long do you want to be staring at a 3" thing?
Steve: ...
Tim: Cathcart's Law!
Steve: My GPS has a 3" screen, and it's perfectly adequate for my needs.
Tim: Yeah, but how long do you want to be staring at a 3" thing?
Steve: ...
Tim: Cathcart's Law!
by baztastic March 10, 2011
the sophisticated terminology used to describe any two male friends who have slept with one or more of the same women
leonard: you slept with betty? so did stan! You're weiner cousins with stan? wow!
elroy: weiner cousins? what, are you a billyhill? we're peter-in-laws you filthy savage!
elroy: weiner cousins? what, are you a billyhill? we're peter-in-laws you filthy savage!
by jedicollins December 09, 2009