The terrifying realization that we live in a society where the world's most powerful individuals couldn't be half-assed to care about plastic waste, and that there are now microplastics inside of every living person on earth.
There is plastic in YOUR testicles RIGHT NOW!
Originated from an attempted science experiment where researchers tried to find the effect of microplastics in humans, but couldn't find anyone without microplastics inside of them
There is plastic in YOUR testicles RIGHT NOW!
Originated from an attempted science experiment where researchers tried to find the effect of microplastics in humans, but couldn't find anyone without microplastics inside of them
by john blinker September 28, 2025
Get the microplastic control groupmug. Is a word meaning twitch user controls a game until completion, or help or sabotage the streamer from compleating the objective
Because twitch controls make the game to zero gravity the streamer failed and have to start from the begining
by Revdictionary February 10, 2021
Get the twitch controlsmug. This term was first coined by the Angry Video Game Nerd - Internet famous game commentator. Controller schizophrenia is a condition among gamers who play a certain game for a long time, only to forget the controls of the next game they play that isn't that game.
"My friend has a bad case of controller schizophrenia. He's been playing nothing but insert game for weeks, and he did horribly yesterday when I played him in a match of insert game."
by ThatInternetDweller June 1, 2017
Get the controller schizophreniamug. When You Allow The Peace Within to Completely Take Control of Your Responses to What's Happening Around You.
I Will be on Total Peace Control at Home Binge Watching Romantic Movies and Eating Vanilla Ice Cream.
by EmpressDrea.Kad September 8, 2021
Get the Peace Controlmug. by King Controlment November 10, 2021
Get the Controlmentmug. by John Ayv January 22, 2023
Get the Xbox Controllermug. Confusion in her eyes that says it all
She's lost control
And she's clinging to the nearest passerby
She's lost control
And she gave away the secrets of her past
And said, "I've lost control again"
And to the voice that told her when and where to act
She said, "I've lost control again"
And she turned around and took me by the hand
And said, "I've lost control again"
And how I'll never know just why or understand
She's lost control
And she's clinging to the nearest passerby
She's lost control
And she gave away the secrets of her past
And said, "I've lost control again"
And to the voice that told her when and where to act
She said, "I've lost control again"
And she turned around and took me by the hand
And said, "I've lost control again"
And how I'll never know just why or understand
She said, "I've lost control again"
And she screamed out, kicking on her side, and said
"I've lost control again"
And seized up on the floor, I thought she'd die
She said, "I've lost control"
She's lost control again
She’s Lost Control
She's lost control again
She's lost control
That I had to phone her friend to state my case
And say she's lost control again
And she showed up all the errors and mistakes
And said, "I've lost control again"
And she expressed herself in many different ways
Until she lost control again
And walked upon the edge of no escape
And laughed, "I've lost control"
She's lost control again
She's lost control
She's lost control again
She's lost control
And she screamed out, kicking on her side, and said
"I've lost control again"
And seized up on the floor, I thought she'd die
She said, "I've lost control"
She's lost control again
She’s Lost Control
She's lost control again
She's lost control
That I had to phone her friend to state my case
And say she's lost control again
And she showed up all the errors and mistakes
And said, "I've lost control again"
And she expressed herself in many different ways
Until she lost control again
And walked upon the edge of no escape
And laughed, "I've lost control"
She's lost control again
She's lost control
She's lost control again
She's lost control
by Death Menace February 3, 2023
Get the She’s Lost Controlmug.