I am falling asleep

Please help its Friday and I am in the middle of a test

GUY1 'hey Guy 2 how are you"
Guy2 "I am falling asleep

by Dead Rad November 27, 2020

Oh my god I am so pissed

I really am. I’m trying not to lose my head,

Oh my god I am so pissed

by WorseThanHitler November 1, 2020

I am you

I am you and you are me. If I am you does that mean you and me are me? Are we I? Who are we?

I am you

by Beastmode1158 November 2, 2020

I am your mother

faggot

your father: "I am your mother"
you: "faggot"

by UwuUWUWUWUuwwuU January 9, 2021

you i am; a mayo

when a cat grabs a bottle of heinz mayo, they learn the definition of the world, and only speaks
"you i am
a mayo"

oi, bella? you hunggrryy?
"you i am; a mayo"

by Assistacat February 3, 2021

I am paining

Used and invented by Vincentus, the phrase "I am paining" is very similar to "bruh" and often used when someone says something stupid, or something (unexpected) negative happens.

"Metal is satanism!" - "I am paining"

by Vincentusus February 8, 2021

i am such a disappointment

is when you fail or get a question wrong that you could have gotten it right if you have just USED YOUR BRAIN

broi: gets a question wrong: WHAT IM SURE THAT WAS RI- wait..... i am such a disappointment

by someone else thats not u March 5, 2021