Human deodorant

When someone usually a jock/bully or anyone that can overpower someone makes someone else lick thier armpits in place of deodorant.
At school I begged the bully not to give me a swirly. He said why and I said that I have an armpit fetish. He said that he would make me his human deodorant and tell the football team. Now I lick the sweat from their armpits forever.
by A knowing person July 25, 2021
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Human Hamburger

What you transform into when you implode in a 670 cm × 280 cm × 250 cm 9,525 kg submarine piloted by a logitech gaming controller 3,500 meters below sea level.
Those rich fucks turned into human hamburgers.
by Shogun__ August 27, 2023
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Human Puffbar

An exotic sexual position in which individual #1 places their lips on individual #2’s butthole. To successfully perform the Human Puffbar, individual #2 must fart into individual #1’s mouth. Individual #1 must inhale the flateuous gas.
Me: yo did you see those chicks do the Human Puffbar
by ZoonieB March 04, 2023
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Human trash

Everyone that gangstalks ppl with the pigs and us government who are also trash. There all trash. America is trash. Especially Colorado Springs and Denver. F*** that trash. Weirdo pu**y loser. Stomp the s*** out and leave them on the street like s***.
Everyone is gangstalking me with the pigs. There all human trash.
by TI Satan November 23, 2022
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human tractor

A male who plows all the hoes in the land as a hobby. Typically find them hanging around plow town waiting for some bitches.
Richard is a human tractor, man. He plows all the bitches and never gets tired. He's a machine!
by Moody Unicorn February 01, 2017
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Human pingapede

A chain of people each putting a pinga up the arse of the person infront of them simultaneously - like the human centipede, hence the name.
Let's line up and make a human pingapede.
by Custardbuttermargerine July 09, 2017
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HUMAN IS PÄIN

a cycle describing our main emotion we feel as humans.
by drecondones May 19, 2022
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