Hobo

Hobos are helpful and wise. Hobos have a loose network of friends that they run into randomly. Nothing beats a party that ensues from the random meeting of two hobo friends. The meeting is rich with stories, genuine respect, as well as opportunities to learn about potential jobs, hazards and boons that may help the hobos in their journeys forward. Hobos don't ask for help and they don't ask for recognition. Hobos happen because of the open society that North America offers. Things like hitchhiking, camping in bush lines, and hiring hobos for odd jobs or short contract work should be protected in order to preserve this special group of freebooters who love the land and all it has to offer.

I first got the idea to hobo after reading the Adventures of Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn. Since I started being a hobo I have seen many parts of this country and have many jobs that I can work seasonally when it suits me.

by Noneather December 27, 2020

drunk hobo 52

God of sex and creampie king you see him he sees you it's over your goodies are his

Omg that's a drunk hobo 52 I gotta go get some dick

by Drunkgod October 13, 2020

Hobo-hurt

Referring to a unfortunate/hurtful situation, as in the life of a hobo. It is what is, time to move on.

That relationship was all around hobo-hurt.

by CunningBubble May 19, 2025

Hobo Magician

Be weary of these creatures as they posses mind blowing half ass skills. Often referred to as Sam, Samuel or even Sam-Wells, these disgusting shoeless vagrants can cast spells of wonder and fuckery.

Found in the heart of hoboville, PA they squat in abandoned structures like churches or similar structures. These nasty piece of shit wizards never wear shoes and can be spotted by the sight of feet that could gag a maggot.

Stay far away from these diseased shitbags as they will accompanied by filthy cats and possums. The cats are whores who will fuck fo sho.

“Did you see that hobo magician driving that gross Expedition?”

“Yeah, that’s Sam-Wells his cat is a whore!!”

by Sam’s Shit Wagon June 13, 2023

Hobo Flip

The act of smoking crack and meth in the same sesh.

Dude I hobo flipped last week and was up for 5 days carpet farming just to find one last piece of crack or tweak on the floor.

by TacoTheGod February 27, 2021

Nasty Hobo

A person who does not do what you want them to right away but will do something for someone else

Joe didn't get my shoe ,therefore, he's a nasty hobo

by stepheniemarie14 May 5, 2018

Hobo

A verb, meaning to knock over or spill.

Don't hobo my drink!

Oh fuck, I've hoboed my Guinness all over my keyboard.

by Chosen Man Willie Stroker May 19, 2023