Eat ham

A Loveable Guy.Everyone could do with one. With Quirky humour.

Eat ham:will do.
Friend:haha will😂

by Awe LTD October 7, 2020

Eat ham

Two words to describe a living legend

Friend: wow
Eat ham:what can I say I’m a legend

by Awe LTD October 9, 2020

Field Ham

Watermelon.

"My great great grandfather Cordell Jamarcus Clitorisandrea La-Troy Johnsun Jackson III survived off of eating only field ham in the slave days."

by ThinkImSamFilcher101 November 14, 2012

Sour ham

Person who is always negative, victimizes themselves, puts the blame on other people and never takes accountability for their faults, shoots others aspirations down, nags their boyfriend or girlfriend even in social settings. The Sour Ham is generally uncomfortable to be around, and leaves a bad taste in your mouth when you finish dealing with them.

Similar to eating a sandwich made with sour ham.

"Man, my ex-girlfriend was such a sour ham."

by NMFD June 23, 2013

spiraled ham

Identical to the pressed ham (where you press your bare ass against the window for others to enjoy the view), except you take it to the next level by shitting while you are doing it.

I went to give a pressed ham to these assholes that cut us off on the expressway when all of a sudden in turned into a spiraled ham. Thankfully I had some maintenance wipes with me.

by Dubble J November 21, 2011

Funny Ham

A term used to describe a person who refers to a piece of ham as “Funny”

Z- “This ham is funny…”

J- “You’re funny ham?”

D- *eats ham* (he’s fat)

by ScaryMonstars March 6, 2023

Slam Ham

Any collision or energetic snafu involving two people and hard surface. Gets its name from the famed Subway sandwich.

One side of the bed frame collapsed, causing us to completely slam ham into the wall.

by slamhamoriginator October 14, 2023