guidette

There are many definitions on this site that try to depict what exactly a guidette is, but for the record, I am here to straighten it out, once and for all. First and foremost and contrary to popular belief, The original guidettes and guidos were NOT Italian Americans. They were actually people of SPANISH DECENT. The truth, which many Italians don't wish to admit is that just like most of rock and roll music was stolen from the African American culture, So to was the Guidette and Guido look and demeanor. This look, style and subculture actually was born in QUEENS NY and was popular in LATIN CULTURE during the mid to late 80s. White suburban women (Mostly Italian) saw the way these Spanish women dressed ie: The makeup, the hair, the clothing, and same with the Spanish men (the swanky dress shirts, jeans and jackets) then took those looks and brought it Back to their towns and suburbs, and tried to make it their own. TV Shows like Jersey Shore only intensified this belief and perpetuated the stereotype. The same thing can be said about the music that they (the ITALIANS) love to listen to called "Freestyle" back in the day it was not called this, it was referred to as "Classic Dance" and 99.9% of all the original freestyle singers were in fact LATIN. ie: Johnny O, Cynthia, Lisa Lisa etc.

Look at that Italian Girl trying to be a guidette. Often imitated but never duplicated.

by DJ Greg G September 14, 2022

Guideline

A gentle reminder of what to do and what not to do.

As the guideline states, do not eff my mother. You ignored the guideline.

by Somegregoryguy January 23, 2023

Guidelines

Guidelines are another way of saying rules, but more specifically said.

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by BiII Cipher April 25, 2023

guideverse

a bl world where there are some people called Spers that have powers to fight monsters (?) And if they use their powers too much they go berserk so there are some people called guides that calm them down before the disaster and well the rest can change depending on the author

person 1: hey whats ur fav boys love genre
person 2: i love guideverse
person 1: ok

by meichii December 12, 2023

Guided muscle

a penis

"Oooh look! Here comes a guided muscle to blast you into maternity..."

by IvorBiggunFan March 21, 2024

Editor Guideline 6

Publish jokes.

word Why did the chicken cross the road?
def: because he was dead!

editor 1: haha rofl
editor 2: no, denied
editor 1: you have too pub! Editor Guideline 6!

by tomaetom December 13, 2009

Runner Guidelines

1. It is important to load up on carbohydrates 2-4 hours before a big run.
Try a breakfast of a bagel, a banana (good cramp-crusher), oatmeal, strawberries, and/or some orange juice.
But from now on, eat all of your breakfast runner-style.
Liquids are digested faster. So slop it in a blender, and smoothiefy it.
That way, no energy is wasted, and it's all about the run.

2. Don't forget to give yourself plenty of positive reinforcement.
Say to yourself things like:
This is gonna be your best run yet.
You're going to accomplish all of your goals.
You are a robot sent from the future to win the marathon.
It's go time.
This will be the performance of a lifetime.
It is on, till the break of dawn!
You are a live wire, a spark plug, a dynamo.
You are unstoppable, unbeatable, untouchable.
You are a relentless driving force.
You are a timeless powerhouse.
You will complete this run, come home, get in your big underpants, and take a nap.
Facial feedback and self-spoken support are key factors in fueling those tanks and charging up those batteries.

3. Chafing or blisters can occur in a number of areas, including the feet, armpits, and especially the nipple region.
Use petroleum jelly on the affected areas. This will relieve any irritated skin.

4. Remember the "Rest Day". Keep it holy.

5. Nose running like a waterfall or a faucet? A real gusher? Move others away from the spray zone, and snotrocket. Total jetstream. Just open the floodgates. Aim steadily, and fire.

I ran the New York City Marathon with helpful tips and pointers provided through the Runner Guidelines. You should totally check it out. It's Reader Recommended!

by TheHoppah22 April 7, 2014