Bobby Garten

A mythical yellow skeleton beast that shoots flames out of his penal cavity. His whispers are so faint that you can barely hear his calls.

Where are you Bobby Garten? “Shshshhs That one Shshshsh.”

by Lawls92 November 25, 2021

Gape Gate

Also the butthole or soulhole. In order to reach the illusive soul one travels best through the bootyhole. A rookie just climbs in there not even clipping their nails first like a Neanderthal. But an expert soulcubus takes their time stretching the gate to its maximum potential allowing a wrist and for the lucky ones a forearm to reach all the way up and tickle that bitch.

“Hand me the gape gate speculum so we can retrieve this soul” said every mortician

by Unclemotherfucker May 29, 2022

Couch gate

When two friends crash out on a couch innocently after a sesh but it causes tension in the relationships

Have nick and helena spoke after couch gate?

by ChestyLaRue13 October 1, 2022

Bill Gates syndrome

A disease suffered by kids nowadays, the symptom is delusional thinking if they're dropping out from school/college and start a business, they can be as successful as Bill Gates

Synonyms: college dropouts syndrome, school dropouts syndrome, Steve Jobs syndrome, Mark Zuckerberg syndrome, Kanye West syndrome, survivorship bias

How to cure people with Bill Gates syndrome:
Give them a reality check:
1. Entrepreneurship is not for everyone
2. Your business will never take on Apple, let alone Microsoft or the Purple (AstraZeneca), and you won't noticed on Forbes magazine, let alone as a cover model

3. Stay in school, the best is yet to come

by Sir. B November 11, 2022

The Gates of Janus

A book written by Moors murderer Ian Brady. I’m reading it right now and it’s really good.

Despite being a child murderer, The Gates of Janus is a good read. I like to see the world through a murderers’ eyes. Even if that seems pretty morbid. Ian Brady was a very interesting man, despite his killing spree.

by Death Menace December 14, 2022

Balloon-gate

Scandal in the making, especially one with national security implications, coming down the pipe at you at full speed.

If America doesn't react appropriately to the Chinese spy balloon hovering over the us in late Jan-early Feb 2023, this may indeed turn into balloon-gate

by Sexydimma February 4, 2023

Balloon-gate

A scandal w national security implications

Balloon-gate is coming soon.

by Crazy Bernie February 6, 2023