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De-Graped

To not be grape.
Wine is just de-graped grapes.
by Sanchoiz February 17, 2020
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Grape Shaming

The cruel and bigoted practice of mocking a fellow human being simply because they have brutal, throbbing haemorrhoids.
Having endured three decades of unremitting grape shaming from his supposed friends, Simon cautiously lifted himself from the inflatable cushion and declared for all the world “No more!” And then “Aaargh! Me Farmer Giles!”
by Lancaster's Second Finest April 23, 2024
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Grape Jed

the act of shaving one's pubes into the mouth of another. Then forcing them to eat a jelly sandwich.
Karen enjoys a grape Jed after a good rogering.
by Dongsaladsurprise February 5, 2020
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squishy grape

"oh Kylie, i hate her."
"Yea i knoowwww, she is such a squishy grape."
by MyPseudonymLmao January 13, 2018
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welshers grape juice

When a deal or bet is made, and one of the parties involved backs out and does not pay up or welshers on the deal
You lost the bet and didn't pay up, now I have to go the store and buy you some welshers grape juice
by TrentifordEarl December 19, 2018
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Grape

When you say you'll be back soon, be somewhere at a time, or say you'll be back in a few minutes and instead you are hours late or days late. If you are days late, you have picked up a hobby in the interim.
I can't believe they would pull a grape on me. They said they'd be here in 20 minutes and its been 3 hours.
by Thatoneguywhosaysthings October 15, 2023
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grape boy

Grape Boy, also known as Uncle Grape, is the weirdest kid you'll ever meet. Albeit very intelligent, he struggles to form sentences when slightly uncomfortable.

Uncky Grape is a very loyal friend, but he will likely leave you at a bar without telling you he left. While wouldn't hurt a fly, he's extremely dangerous behind a keyboard. He has the memory of an elephant, often bringing up inside jokes he has with himself.
by Chickensalad069 November 23, 2021
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