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tinder goggles

When someone is hotter on their Tinder profile than in real life. Similar in effect to beer goggles.
Yeah, she seemed pretty bangin' when we matched, but on Facebook she just looks like the Michelin man with nipples. Must've had the tinder goggles on.
by definitelynotatalkingrectum March 18, 2017
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Goggle Head

Someone who actively uses an Apple Vision Pro headset in their home or in public.
You know the new guy, Mark? I heard he's a Goggle Head. Just walks around his house with that thing on his head flailing his arms around. I hope he finds the help he needs.
by airfryer2020 June 5, 2023
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Hot goggles

When you cum in both eyes of the girl you are having sexual intercourse with.
I gave that girl the hot goggles last night.
by FunkyDefs December 2, 2024
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homer goggles

Term used in sports debates and banter when someone is clearly biased towards their own team and doesn’t even realize it.
Take off your homer goggles and you will see that your team hasn’t done that well this year! Quit making excuses.
by Shock Smoove February 14, 2023
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Drought Goggles

Similar to drunk goggles but in this case no alcohol involved. When one goes without sex for an extended period of time and the less attractive start looking better.
Can you believe the girl Steve went home with!? Must've been a serious case of Drought Goggles.
by Downtown Georgia Brown January 31, 2012
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Clout gang goggles

She wore those clout gang goggles to ignore the haters
by Buckle July 9, 2018
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Married Goggles

This is when you hear one of your married friends talking about the attractiveness of a girl, usually noticeable once they describe someone you both saw, or a mutual aquatience and they over exaggerate how pretty she is, because they have to bang the same piece of ass for the rest of there miserable lives so all girls become seemingly hotter. (The same may go for married gals as well)
Married friend: Sarah was looking fine tonight.
You: Sarah was looking like... Sarah. You have your married goggles on.
by NwMI Guy December 21, 2016
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