When you go ice skating with someone, take a hockey stick and sweep their legs out. You drop your drawers and T-bag them so your nutz shield their eyes from the lights.
by NASTY69696969 March 5, 2024
Get the hockey gogglemug. The inability to see past the dick that was thrown on you by a man who initiates an orgasm to the point of excusing all flaws, shitheadedness, and sarcastic remarks he makes.
Dude, dumb bitch has cock goggles after I owned that shit.
I love these cock goggles he gives me! No, it's cool. I owe him money.
I tried to put him out, but my cock goggles were smeared from all his "I love you's".
I love these cock goggles he gives me! No, it's cool. I owe him money.
I tried to put him out, but my cock goggles were smeared from all his "I love you's".
by Dr. Ima King, PhD May 7, 2022
Get the Cock gogglesmug. Military Goggles - n. The phenomenon that happens when someone instantly becomes more attractive just by being in the military.
Not to be confused with tactical goggles (totally different).
Not to be confused with tactical goggles (totally different).
At first I thought Mike was a 7, but then he put his ACUs on. It might be the military goggles, but now Mike is definitely a 9.
by KaeCee423 November 26, 2015
Get the Military Gogglesmug. (verb)
When two people squat over someone lying on the ground, placing their bare buttholes directly on the person’s eyes—giving them a pair of “muddy goggles.”
When two people squat over someone lying on the ground, placing their bare buttholes directly on the person’s eyes—giving them a pair of “muddy goggles.”
"Bro, last night at the frat party, Kyle passed out, and we gave him Rally Goggles. Dude woke up wearing the muddiest goggles ever!"
by OC2025 July 21, 2025
Get the Rally Gogglesmug. 1: i saw rebecca last night and she looked so good
2: rebecca from ap us history ?
1: yeah
2: bro you got college goggles…
2: rebecca from ap us history ?
1: yeah
2: bro you got college goggles…
by poppa pill March 22, 2024
Get the college gogglesmug. Mr. Nelson if we don't put up a shade for the window above my head i am going to have a goggle tweek
by Joe Pfeil October 25, 2007
Get the Goggle Tweekmug. An intelligent human women who is captain goggles by day and captain pool by night. She gets her super hero power from eating Bush’s baked beans honey bacon flavor style. She will only save you if she’s near a pool. If you not by a pool just expect to not make it out. Sometimes clicks a pen to try and annoy people even though it doesn’t work.
by SCARFACE September 25, 2018
Get the CAPTAIN GOGGLESmug.