flying red eyed bunny

A bunny with the amazing biscuit power to go soggy when dipped in tea, now where did i put my toenail's oh no i swallowed one (pretends to cry), how will i get back to my pinaples now wait i can use my bunny wings to fly there and if anyone gets in my way i will kill them with my red lazer eyes, he fly's up but someone throws a spade at him he looks to see who it was but then gets sucked through a planes engines only one person goes to his funeral and that was....... The guy who turns into a curly fry with a tie who likes pork pies and if he dousnt have one within a certain amount of time he die's but beore that he flies onto a rugby pitch and scores a tri but the ref says it dousnt dousnt count because he poked someone in the eye so he flies into the sky and gets shot down and falls into a pig sty and that was the end of (go to start of name)

<look mom it's a flying red eyed bunny
>Theres no such thing son
<Yes there is i hate you!!!!!
>well you were an acident and you came out backwards!!!
<Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!
>hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
<your mean as a jelly bean with cream
>(shoked) =0
<look its the amazing blazing double glazing squad!!!
>Realy (getting exited)
<No

by Theflyingredeyedbunny April 4, 2010

the flying scorpion

Imagine pole vaulting directly into a uterus.

"last night i jumped on my dresser drawer and whipped out the flying scorpion for my lady, and let me just say, i stuck the landing..."

by Strange Quark January 11, 2009

fringer

- Used to describe the colour of one's hair when it cannot be described as genuine ginger, blonde or brown. Their hair colour could be described as being on the 'fringes' of ginger and therefore that person on the fringes of 'gingerism'.
- An equivocal/borderline ginger person.
- An easy to remember term for the hoardes of nescient morons whose retinas only pick up 4 colours - black, yellow, brown and orange.

Cretin : "Look at that ginger tosser! Oi Ginge!"
Savant : "Why he's not ginger, he's fringer. Fool!"
Cretin : "Oh. In that case I won't verbally or physically abuse him then."
Savant : "Good man. Now let's go and collect that job seekers allowance - you've got seven hungry kids to feed!"

by Stephen Flowe July 8, 2007

Flying splooges

Sex fluids that fly and splat into someone's face.

Did you hear? Billy did a flying splooges in Vicky's face!

by Joker Patches April 29, 2008

Flying wolf

The fursona of many of todays internet "artists". It always has wings, and some sort of "speshul majical power" and is never, ever overweight. It makes up most of todays sparkledogs. It is a mary sue in wolf form, made up by losers who want to be "unique".

wolfgirl2653: my fursona is a flying wolf named sparkle who haz all the majikal powerz in teh world, and is supr skinnee, an has a long trajical past, and is very preety!!!!1111!!!!!!1111
Other guy: Loser.

by Hyena Girl September 9, 2009

flying fuck balls

you say this when you are really mad and pissed at the world....

guy 1: did you get the drinks

guy 2: flying fuck balls no i didnt

by trainer bitchhh December 25, 2009

Flying Biscuit

When a guy and girl are 69ing but they are standing up and the guy is holding the girl so she's upside down - almost like she's flying. then she farts in his face but he can't move or let go b/c he'll drop her on her head...

Shirley, I really hope I don't give Bob a flying biscuit again like I did last night."

by Poopgirl March 5, 2010