Omer: "I can't believe you didn't show up for our Skype date! I was really looking forward to seeing you again!"

Siddharth: "im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournament"
by kksexyawesome July 29, 2011
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dirty football

When a players in a football match (professional or not) take it in turns to insert goal posts into their arse holes , then get red arsed by another player. if the goal post goes further in, the player kicking the ball gets a point, if the player with the post manages to tense hard enough to stop the pole from moving, then they get a point. The game rotates until someone has 69 points, and is therefore declared the Big Dirty Football
Person 1: Can we play Dirty Football?
Person 2: Yes!
Person 3: Shotgun the goal !!
by JizzoLizzo September 02, 2021
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Dirty football

When someone shits on there fingers and rubs it under there eyes to look like Patrick Mahomes and then throws a 80 yarder down field
I just crushed Tom by doing a dirty football
by Alt_F_4 September 07, 2021
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Busted Football

A skank or older woman trying to be young and her pussy has been so overused that it looks like a popped/busted football
Use: Cher's coochie looks like a busted football at her age. Jennifer Lopez is in the Spalding factory getting her busted football vagina re inflated.
by Pierce Dickman November 26, 2022
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American Football

literally the definition of rugby for wimps
Guy 1: do you wanna play American football
Guy 2: naaa
Guy 1: why?
Guy 2: only for wimps
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American Football

Fucking boring. Its called football yet they dont use their feet. If you are struggling to sleep just put a game of american football on and youll be sleeping by the end of the first quater.
by Simple fakts April 04, 2021
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