Omer: "I can't believe you didn't show up for our Skype date! I was really looking forward to seeing you again!"
Siddharth: "im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournament"
Siddharth: "im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournament"
by kksexyawesome July 29, 2011
Get the im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournamentmug. The game that isn't quite like any other ball game and is usually played by people who aren't good at other sports. Usually played by a small group of kids, generally unsupervised.
Today I played the-ball-game-that-isnt-football-or-dodgeball-that-the-hopeless-people-play-during-games-where-they-body-people-and-tell-them-to-fuck-off during PE class.
by TrainerGamer December 12, 2020
Get the The-ball-game-that-isnt-football-or-dodgeball-that-the-hopeless-people-play-during-games-where-they-body-people-and-tell-them-to-fuck-offmug. American Football: "Oh, you want to avoid the test on Monday? Just play some Football this weekend and get a little concussion."
by Denkire March 22, 2021
Get the American Footballmug. When the coaches kid plays the whole time no matter if they suck or is good. And won't let any other kid try for the position their kids is in even if they might be better.
by Footballmom4life April 19, 2018
Get the daddy footballmug. The act of inserting your clitterous into a man's penis whole while prying the penis whole open with chopsticks. This is all occurring during a fantasy football draft.
by Myqe the Rappist September 3, 2018
Get the fantasy footballmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Ginger Flavored Cocaine For Footballs<.7.9.7.6.>mug. A game between friends where each take turns snatching the tails of furries, and running away as fast as possible. Some may keep the tails as trophies.
“You on for a game of flag football?”
“I’ll take the one with the green hair, you get the one with the blue.”
“I’ll take the one with the green hair, you get the one with the blue.”
by dah pay October 20, 2021
Get the Flag Footballmug.