Map it and Fap it

1. the act of google-mapping the address of your crush's house (Mapping it) and proceeding to beat off outside her window. (Fapping it)

2. The shy guy's alternative to Mark it and Park it

EX:
poor johnny was just too shy to try and pick up lisa at the bar so he decided to map it and fap it to her.

by SavoryDavory December 18, 2012

Investment fap

Buying a subscription to access XXX content and Downloading all the existing content. Staying subscribed or not is by choice.
(Like an actual investment you can decide to drop out or stay in)

"This girl has no leaks from her site, guess it's time to make an investment fap."

by Matayugumi December 7, 2019

Choke and Fap

Another term to describe autoerotic asphyxiation, yet specifically when one is alone.

Neville could not find his belt after he had a choke and fap

by No Cure for Stupid People January 24, 2023

No fap

"No fap" generally means no masturbation. "No fap" is a culture. Practicing no fap has many health benefits and you should try it .. lol

Girlfriend : babe can we have sex ?
Me : babe it's No fap November !

by To madness November 22, 2021

Horror Fap

Fapping after or while watching a horror movie.

Me: Bro are you seriously fapping right now?
Friend: Nah man, I'm only horror fapping

by Maurex January 3, 2019

FAP

Fat ass pussy

Girl got a FAP. That camel toe is always showing

by FAP and Proud March 15, 2022

FAP

Fuck All Paramilitaries

Popular term in Northern Ireland

FAP UTH

by Hajdiciwkekfofkwkec September 10, 2018