fruit booter

an 'aggressive inliner'...wtf...a sad excuse for a human being...
Fruit booters need to get out of the fucking skatepark. Fruit booters are people who tried skating and just couldn't cut it.
by candace April 15, 2003
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Dragon Fruit

A very decorative yet regretfully bland fruit originating from asian countries such as vietnam.

Underneath the bright unusual skin that resembles dragon scales lies a seedy flesh that looks like a large pale kee wee fruit. Though when eaten the texture may remind you of a pair. But sadly no taste.

Guy 1: "Hay look at this"

Guy 2: "What ?"

Guy 1: "its called Dragon Fruit, it looks well mad"

Guy 2: "Oh yeah hows it taste then ?"

Guy 1: "Bit shit actuly, like nothing on earth"
Dragon Fruit
by RUDDY JAM BUTTY May 29, 2011
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fruit booter

The act of putting fruity wheels on your shoes. These people are usually gay and have no lives. While they think its funny to do flares and call skateboarders woodpushers while jacking off to gay porn (male).
fruit booter
by popcorn123 September 01, 2009
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Bruised fruit

A divorced (or otherwise damaged) person.
She seemed okay, but that chick was bruised fruit, man.
by tmfbitu May 10, 2006
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Fruit Packet

Gay or Homosexual. Mostly anyone can be a fruit packet,even if they aren't gay.
"That guy is such a fruit packet!"
"I know, he hugs on guys every day!"
by C.T.M April 24, 2008
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Dragon Fruit

A god damn fruit that tastes very bland. Yet it is f****** expensive.
Me: Oh look! A dragon fruit for $5! Let’s buy it...

Later

Me: Let’s eat!

Cuts fruit

Never: WHY THE CRAP IS THIS SO EXPENSIVE?? ITS SO BLAND!!!
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pan-fruit

verb; to steal or pocket. It counts if the victim of the theft knows or doesn't know. This is not the kind of theft that happens when you break into a house, but when you are at a friend's of family member's house, and you take something you like.
I really liked the square pen, so I pan-fruited it. He didn't even notice.
by baskt September 09, 2010
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