im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournament

shut up and kiss my hairy balls you bitch.

Omer: "I can't believe you didn't show up for our Skype date! I was really looking forward to seeing you again!"

Siddharth: "im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournament"

by kksexyawesome July 29, 2011

The-ball-game-that-isnt-football-or-dodgeball-that-the-hopeless-people-play-during-games-where-they-body-people-and-tell-them-to-fuck-off

The game that isn't quite like any other ball game and is usually played by people who aren't good at other sports. Usually played by a small group of kids, generally unsupervised.

Today I played the-ball-game-that-isnt-football-or-dodgeball-that-the-hopeless-people-play-during-games-where-they-body-people-and-tell-them-to-fuck-off during PE class.

by TrainerGamer December 12, 2020

Football Creationist

Noun: Person who believes that Football in England was created in 1992 when their God (Alex Ferguson) invented the sport exactly as it was described in their holy book (Football for dummies) and did not exist before. Will often voice such opinions vehemently and refute any proof to the contrary.

Don't talk to that melt, he thinks football started in 1992, those football creationists are mental in the head.

by Dontbebitter April 29, 2025

Football

Who ever u fucking support it can’t be those fucker man city glory glory glory man united fuck man city they touch kids so does adam Johnston who loves those kiddies man not man not up the ra tayto crisp and basketball djdjjrjrnffnnfndnfndnndndndjdjdjdndndndkfkdjdjdjdjdndjdmdndjdnfnfnfnfndjdjdjfjfjfjfjdjddjjrjrjffojfgmjgjhhhjdrjdjdjdjdjjdjddhdnjd big juicy ass

ya fam what good
Mandem.Here whats the craic there boi no reason that’s does the way lad fuck the huns football

by Bigbroskyman October 29, 2020

Gilbert Football

A team that will come on to your home field, kick your ass and then take your cheerleaders back home with them a fuck them harder than you ever could.

Damn my girl went with this Gilbert Football player last night and now she won’t call me back.

by Chad Leaphart November 16, 2020

Flag football team

A particular football team that has excessive penalties.

The Wildcats are definitely the flag football team of the game tonight.

by Dr Dre' January 16, 2021

maroon football

The color of an aggie girls butthole after a long game of hide the weiner!

Did you see the color of my sisters butthole last night?!? It wasn’t anything like those shitty UT cheer uniforms, it resembled more of a maroon football!

by Be@rfucker August 14, 2023