head doesn't fit my body

The feeling after a heavy night partying and drinking when you first awake with the hangover from hell.

I feel as rough as a bears ass and my head doesn't fit my body

by Lee Pea Pod November 10, 2015

candis dick fit in your mouth

candis dick fit in your mouth is a a serious oral sti spread via having various penis in your mouth at one time (eg cock-pacity)

“oi guess what dud”
“what dud”
“i have candis”
“candis what”
“candis dick fit in your mouth”

by hgcgjbvftuhvv February 20, 2023

shit fit

The act of taking a Shit Fit means that you repeatedly go to the restroom, take a shit, finish up, but then are required to go back to the restroom and repeat the Shit Fit Cycle.

Dude 1: *calls Dude 2*
Dude 2: "Hey, I can't talk now I'm having a shit fit."
Dude 1: "Ooops, my bad. I'll call you in a few cycles."

by D. Showerhandel July 10, 2016

Fit

Foot~

I’m going to slap ur fit

by lil.Strawberry_Salad January 13, 2021

natural grease-fitting

Humorous term for a female's coochie, into which a male "injects" a special "lubricant" with his "grease gun".

The real reason dat many older ladies have so much problems with painful/creaky hip-joints is that they aren't "getting some" nearly so often as da younger chicks usually do --- all ladies' hip-joints need periodic "lubricating" from a guy's inserting his built-in "greasing tool" into the "natural grease-fitting" located between her legs.

by QuacksO December 29, 2018

Fit

A tantrum one throws when they aren't getting their way, usually taking place within minutes of having their teeth knocked out.

I heard Jarrell had a fit when Keisha changed the Netflix password after they broke up.

by JaVonni Brustow April 2, 2021

Fanny Fit

A person who is having a mental meltdown and is letting everyone know about it.

“Have you heard? Ramona is a bag up again.”
“I’ve just heard. She was having a right fanny fit over the radio on the open channel”

by Redbaron June 2, 2020