Evan Turley

The worst fucking person on planet Earth. Like actually, how is a human person this shit. Evan Turley’s are usually found in a low end high school in Illinois. If you find him, call him a loser, he understands. Evan Turley’s usually don’t have much skill in anything, basically just scum of the earth

Teacher: Who’s your partner for your project?
Student: Evan Turley

Teacher: Ohhhh... Evan Turley.. Have fun with that asshole

by SuperCloud50 October 18, 2019

Evan Fost

An idiot that when you ask to use his stuff, he’ll say no and expect you not to ask why. And his excuse is that he doesn’t want you using it. He is the type of person to do something just to annoy you and he knows that it annoys you so so he does it more

Evan Fost was standing there staring at me and got mad at me when I asked him to leave.

by I’m suicidal because of you December 13, 2019

Evan Bergstrom

The man who repeatedly attempts to engage in a relationship with Cassidy who "goes to another school."

Person 1: Did you hear Evan got a girlfriend
Person 2: I don't know, he's a real Evan Bergstrom, it's probably fake

by evanbergstrom December 18, 2019

Evan Murray

Gay.

“Look at that kid, he looks like an Evan Murray.”

by I_Wumbo November 3, 2020

evan and emma

is in fact an actual couple IRL. no jokes no lies... unless?

woah, did you hear that those peeps are evan and emma?
no way they're fr dating?

by emmidd April 27, 2021

Evan Moore

A very good looking male doesn't matter if young or old and is athletic

Bro he just got 5 girls snaps that's definitely a Evan Moore

by LIL CHAN November 1, 2021

Evan Iriarte

Evan Iriarte, I’m gonna be honest, he’s the cutest man alive, he is the most chill laid back person you’ll meet, he’s big asf and his car is speedy😈 I love evan and you do too

Did you see Evan Iriarte and that stupid 5.0 driver doing donuts?

by baklava. November 23, 2021