Hym "If I Wouldn't Have Made The First Billion Dollar R Rated Movie... If they would have left me alone... If the AI didn't work... If I hadn't said..."
by Hym Iam June 12, 2025
Get the If I Wouldn't Have Made The First Billion Dollar R Rated Moviemug. Da modest amount dat you hope dat yer new frecklefaced-redhead girlfriend will cost you. (Note: I am totally pro-equality, and so there is no gender-bias intended here; it's just that it's a long-practiced tradition that the guy picks up the tab for any dating-related expenses that the girl incurs, especially if "HE had asked HER" --- i.e., the guy had been the one who had approached the girl for the date --- and so the idea would be that SHE was doing HIM a favor by being his partner, and therefore she should not have to burden her own budget during said outing.
What with modern sky-high prices even for simple foods and entertainment, expecting a cute Irish chick to be content with just "a dollar o'day" in dating costs might be a bit unrealistic; a better thing to do would be to discuss beforehand what said hot Celtic-origined damsel most enjoys for meals and/or recreation, and then see if said preferences can be palatably met in a fairly-economical fashion, such as walking/biking around to various places instead of driving, having a picnic of supermarket-fare instead of eating out, renting a video instead of going to a theater, visiting hiking-trails and scenic overlooks instead of shelling out for pricey park-entry fees, etc..
by QuacksO August 9, 2025
Get the a dollar o'daymug. by Batman the Punisher October 21, 2025
Get the Dollar Tree obamamug. The equivalent of $1,200 USD; also in reference to the stimulus check provided to American's during the 2020 COVID-19 Beer Virus outbreak
Billy was recently laid off from his job. Billy used one Trump Dollar to pay for a luxurious vacation instead of paying his mortgage like a logical human being.
by Q-Anonymous April 29, 2020
Get the Trump Dollarmug. by ChalooMaloo December 5, 2021
Get the million dollar corporationmug. by Jasper Hail January 19, 2021
Get the 20 dollar manmug. Sally dropped a umbrella and it spilt her cup of coke on Shaun. He had to clean his shoes and was late for his tennis match. Sally got him into a twelve dollar situation
by lollygagger38 September 3, 2022
Get the twelve dollar situationmug.