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Ketanji defence

When you avoid answering a simple question by saying you’re not some sort of expert

Made famous by Ketanji Brown Jackson
“Senator: So what is a woman?
KBJ: I don’t know, I’m not a biologist.”

“Friend: is it raining?
Me: I don’t know I’m not a meteorologist
Friend: are you really using the ketanji defence so you don’t have to get up?”
by Dr dampness March 26, 2022
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Diarrhea Defense

When you don’t want to go to an event or do something and blame it on diarrhea. Nobody will ever question it. It’s the perfect excuse.
I got out of dinner tonight by using the diarrhea defense. Worked like a charm!
by Preston J. Smith April 2, 2022
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Kou Defenders

9 people sworn to protect Kou with their heart, life and soul, even if it means their own perishing

Neptune, Twig, Marz, Lav, Maddie, Squid, Venus, Bowie, Fizz, and Willow
The kou defenders are kick ass

Person 1: I wish I was attractive as the kou defenders tbh
by aba! May 26, 2022
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Sexual Defender

Type of person that will think virginity is cool and/or thinks that sexuality themes are sacred and cant change
"That dude sure is a Sexual Defender"

"Mf doesn't think we can fuck before marriage, mf a Sexual Defender"
by Sexual Offensive July 7, 2022
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Self Defense

most people is to protect yourself but some is to do it with someone at karate
“he strangled me so i laughed uwu” that is self defense right there
by defnotsomeonewhoknowslayla August 9, 2022
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Self Defense

for most it’s protecting your self from harm but for laylas it is doing it with someone at karate
“he chokes me so i laughed uwu” that is apparently the definition of self defense now
by defnotsomeonewhoknowslayla August 9, 2022
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Tiny Defense

An IOS and Android tower defense game where tiny robots called "Minirobots" defend their home planet from invaders called the "Machines".
Me: Damn, I almost forgot all about Tiny Defense. I'd whittle away many a happy hour fighting the Machines with the help of the Minirobots. It's times like these when I know I grew up too fast.
by MalumLibrum958 January 1, 2023
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