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phunk driver

A person who drives like a drunk because they're busy talking on their cell phone. They are easily identified by erratic driving such as swerving, driving 10 miles below the speed limit, failing to signal, forgetting to look in their mirrors, and cutting people off.
"Could that phunk driver possibly drive any slower!?"

"Phunk driving really gets on my nerves, I wish they'd hang up the freaking phone and drive!"
by jwebert December 27, 2007
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bus driver

A person who, simply for the sake of enjoyment, causes disagreeable situations for one or mother others.

Example (using a made-up name): Sheila is not allowed to leave silverware in the dish drainer. Her sister says, "Hey, Sheila, why are there knives and forks in the dish drainer?" loud enough for their parents to hear and to cause grief for Sheila while her sister sits in the corner and titters shamelessly.

Synonyms: shit disturber
Silly: Billy, you shouldn't have tattled. You're SUCH a bus driver!
by TheKurgan1965 February 25, 2022
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rock pile driver

That rock pile driver killed everyone at today's comp
by satana December 31, 2008
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Bus driver wave

When 2 bus pass each other the drivers will wave to each other. BUT if the buses are from different depots or other companies the drivers may choose to ignore the other driver.
If the drivers know each other personally they may flip off each other, give the finger to each other, or tell the other driver to Fuck Off
When bus S2003 passed bus C5109 the driver of the C bus ignored the S bus instead of giving the Bus Driver Wave.
When the S bus saw the C bus next he flipped the driver off and told the driver to Fuck Off Cunt
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kieron driver

A person who acts straight in front of men. Also says "mate" a lot when talking to or near a attractive man.
by Dr Tataru February 7, 2020
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stupid drivers

Anyone who does not pay attention to the road while driving and is, instead, distracted or focused on something else.
guy1:That bitch over there almost hit me cause she was reaching for something in her car.
guy2: people can be stupid drivers.
by urban_kitsune July 22, 2016
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Mystery Driver

Getting a handjob from a passenger in the backseat while driving.
"I took a group of girls home from the concert, and one of them gave me a "mystery driver" on the way.
by Brayn January 17, 2013
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