A shallow, contemptible person (usually male) who, despite some financial means, is so insecure in himself that he requires validation from others of like mind. In fact, to the douchebag, keeping up with other douchebags is all-important, and the often live close to one another in douchey neighborhoods where they can easily seek attention from one another through ostentatious behavior and conspicuous possessions and disparage others of a less-douchey persuasion.
Steve: "Wow! Now that David bought his family the new Volvo XC90, he won't shut up about it".
Kevin: "Yeah, now he says minivans and American SUVs are trash. What a douchebag!".
Kevin: "Yeah, now he says minivans and American SUVs are trash. What a douchebag!".
by Uneasy Rider August 18, 2023
Get the douchebagmug. Stacey and Lauren shared a loving relationship, however Laurens pet name to Stacey was Brown Bear and Stacey's to Lauren was douchebag. The reason for this was that Lauren was having unprotected sex and not very hygienic in concern with the vagina, thus Lauren was a acting like a douchebag!
by Christopher Turk April 20, 2008
Get the Douchebagmug. by hw1818 May 20, 2023
Get the Douchebagmug. Someone who makes a distasteful/offensive comment (Racist, sexist, homophobic etc), then tries to play it off after it doesn't land.
Guy 1 (Schrodinger's Douchebag): "Marlon mogs all of you? Yeah, but he's black."
Guy 2: "No, he's not."
Guy 1: "Oh, he's not?" *Nervously tapping on table*
Guy 2: "Have you seen his parents? They're white."
Guy 1: "Oh."
Guy 2: "I think he's just really tan. He does mog."
Guy 1: "H-He mogs us to oblivion."
Guy 2: "No, he's not."
Guy 1: "Oh, he's not?" *Nervously tapping on table*
Guy 2: "Have you seen his parents? They're white."
Guy 1: "Oh."
Guy 2: "I think he's just really tan. He does mog."
Guy 1: "H-He mogs us to oblivion."
by Dean Dihchester July 9, 2025
Get the Schrodinger's Douchebagmug. When someone makes a bigoted comment (Racist, Homophobic, etc) and tries to play it off as a joke after realizing the joke didn't land and it isn't the right crowd.
Guy 1 (Schrodinger's Douchebag, Clav): "Marlon mogs all of you? Yeah, but he's black."
Guy 2: "No, he's not."
Guy 1: "Oh, he's not?" *Nervously tapping on table*
Guy 2: "Have you seen his parents? They're white."
Guy 1: "Oh."
Guy 2: "I think he's just really tan. He does mog."
Guy 1: "H-He mogs us to oblivion."
(Later that day)
Guy 2: "Clav really tried to Schrodinger's Douchebag his way out of that one. We should stop talking to him."
Guy 2: "No, he's not."
Guy 1: "Oh, he's not?" *Nervously tapping on table*
Guy 2: "Have you seen his parents? They're white."
Guy 1: "Oh."
Guy 2: "I think he's just really tan. He does mog."
Guy 1: "H-He mogs us to oblivion."
(Later that day)
Guy 2: "Clav really tried to Schrodinger's Douchebag his way out of that one. We should stop talking to him."
by Dean Dihchester July 9, 2025
Get the Schrodinger's Douchebagmug. by eddieisthebest September 10, 2020
Get the douchebagmug. When you rent a hotel room, lock yourself in, turn off all the lights, cover all the doors and windows, stick a wet towel over the smoke detector and one under the door and proceed to hotbox the whole room with vape
by Ms.Griffin May 27, 2019
Get the douchebag lockboxmug.