dad penis

When a guy's penis gets looser and saggier as he gets older, particularly the foreskin and sack

I really got a thing for older guys, but not when they have that nasty ass dad penis

by Taco Bell aesthetic May 7, 2017

Soccer Dad

Someone who carries the parenting load as an equal partner in a marriage through fulfilling kids’ soccer/sports chauffeuring duties that are typically/traditionally thought of as a maternal responsibility. He has no shame in doing what it takes to support his bad ass wife and cherishes the extra time he gets with his kid(s) as a result of his parenting responsibilities. He knows being present and supporting his children through ups and downs will benefit them way beyond the game.

Marie's coach admired how Marie's soccer dad intently observed their game from the sidelines so that he could talk through performance outcomes and improvement strategies during their 1:1 drive home together.

by novamaria July 28, 2021

Gamer Dad

Like a normal dad, only racist.

My gamer dad hates minorities.

by Yr_Hud April 8, 2019

Black dad

Leaving and never coming back

I'm going to black dad, bye.

by 7280guitar March 21, 2019

Dad bod

Someone who has the body of a dad

"Nick Taylor, you have a dad bod!"

by Topgear1 October 15, 2009

dad hat

Baseball hat worn in the bent brimmed manner.

Bryson Tiller stay wearing a dad hat!

by MarcDub August 2, 2016

your dad

really your mom with a sex change

your mom snowboards

by wipe April 8, 2003