crackers and mustard

somone's specialty... what they do best

Jimmy is a natural at basketball, it must be his crackers and mustard.

by shane February 17, 2005

rice cracker

a) a person who is hapa/wazn

b) a white-washed azn or a yellow-washed white person

a) Tom is half0-chink and half-cracker. Tom is a rice cracker.

b) Damn, she's hella white-/yellow-washed. She's a f****** rice cracker.

by AzN LeMoN SkIn December 23, 2004

Penis Cracker

Extremely dangerous female.
or
Extremely horny female.

"Be carefull with her. She a real penis cracker."

by Stefan Degeest May 18, 2003

cracker ass

One who takes the penis of a white man anally on a regular occasion.

That cracker ass Riley is probably taking one up the ass now.

by Old Man Lou April 12, 2016

cracker jacker

Nick name for a person who has just finished smoking massive amounts of marijuana and is therefore extremely high. Person normally hallucinates, laughs uncontrollably and/or has no idea what is going on

Look man, its cracker jacker. That must have been good chronic yo.

by Cracker Jacker January 7, 2006

creamed cracker

A person who is white beyond belief. One who can't dance. Either acts this way or has pasty white skin.

Damn, Suzy is such a creamed cracker!

by Kaceyxxx December 12, 2007

cunt crackers

Icelandic slang for croutons.

Also trademark expletive of Sally Jessy Raphael in the early 90's

Most recently adopted by Emeril Lagasse as the name of his signature dish of store bought rice cakes soaked in shrimp water and topped with "essence" and duck squeezings.

1. "I was going to make an Icelandic salad but I'm out of cunt crackers."

2. Out of control teens: "I have sex and do drugs and I'm proud of it!" (snap) "mmm hmm"
Sally: "Will you two cunt crackers sit down!"

3. Alright these cunt crackers look about done. We're just gonna pull them out and put some essence on them BAM!

by toot toot toot March 22, 2008