A form of sexually transmitted infection caused from prolonged sheep bladder abuse. The symptoms are similar to Belles Palsy where one side of the face suffers paralysis and noticeably droops. The difference here is that one side droops, but lower in the anatomy. Specifically within the scrotum.
Cooper's Droop aka Highland Wilt is a condition common in the Scottish Highlands causes by sheep bladder abuse. "Seamus is limping again. Must have a wee case of Cooper's Droop."
by Spanish Lass January 23, 2012
Get the Cooper's Droop aka Highland Wiltmug. This is news mommy. Otherwise, known as Brett Cooper of the Daily Wire, where use facts and logic to destroy the woke left rhetoric.
I would love it if Brett Cooper would start on me one day, so I could feel her beautiful feet on my back.
by Sigma 🤫🧏 June 18, 2024
Get the Brett Coopermug. a cooper is a sub denomination of these assless chaps. he enjoys being a complete di-head, and is unable to process normal information without wanting to argue
this nig- I mean cooper, is also incapable of acting normally and requires some-- special care
this nig- I mean cooper, is also incapable of acting normally and requires some-- special care
by uwu ur worst enemy February 8, 2024
Get the Coopermug. by Border patrol November 27, 2024
Get the Coopermug. To cloop in your coop so bad you need to cooperate to the hoards of unwieldy fowl about to peck your eyes out if you don't cooperate and sign this contract right now and submit to cockscrocksLMT immediately
Cooperate;
You: Dear god
Fowl: The harvest has come
You: OKAY FUCK I'LL SIGN YOUR DAMN CONTRACT I'LL STOP FONDLING YOUR EGGS
You: Dear god
Fowl: The harvest has come
You: OKAY FUCK I'LL SIGN YOUR DAMN CONTRACT I'LL STOP FONDLING YOUR EGGS
by SumptuousAbalone April 6, 2024
Get the Cooperatemug. 
