Cooper

Cooper is an amazing guy. He cares for others and is amazing at it because he has a lot of hidden personal problems. He's not usually the tallest, blue eyes and brown hair. However, even with boring features, he's an absolute charmer and is one of the funniest people you'll ever meet. He's an artistic genius. He has a dark sense of humor because it covers up his pain. Cooper is an amazing friend and an even better lover. He'll always treat you right and is never going to sugarcoat anything. He always seeks the truth. Don't make Cooper mad, as he's unpredictable, however he will keep his cool in arguments unless it is with people close to him. If you have a Cooper in your life, never let him go.

This is my boyfriend, his name is Cooper.

by Corbmac November 23, 2021

Coopering

When you think, imagine, or form a question around the most ridiculous theories or "What if" / hypothetical scenarios.

"What happens if, while playing a round of golf, you hit your ball into the water and a fish eats it?"

"Stop; you're coopering again."

by NickSultan April 10, 2021

Cooper T

Cooper T is a dick and nobody likes him. He has no shape and is virtually called a y-axis as he has no bottom. If you know a Cooper T RUN! (fast) They belong to the courts but are also allergic to the courts and guys his age.

Cooper T pisses my presence off!

by kfcemployer July 1, 2024

Molly Cooper

Slag

Me:Ur girlfriend is cheating on them shes a real Molly Cooper

by U know69 September 18, 2020

Chloe olds Cooper

She’s a horny bitch loves anal in the sea loves to dye her hair till she looks like a fishy scarecrow and master Bates with a mascara and love to suck ellie Chester’s and jada Buckley’s big cheesy toes and has massive burger nips boys hit the bitch up

Chloe olds Cooper is a horny bastard

by Suckie for ten Buckie December 23, 2018

Mariea Cooper

A drug adict skank who doesn't care about anyone but herself a real whore who should spen the rest of her sad miserable life in prison steals from her kids a dumb slut

Hey look at that crack whore she must be Mariea Cooper

by Chicken_little77 March 16, 2020

Cooper

A Cooper is typically a good for nothing fag who smokes darts and sucks dick. He has a below average penis and small testicles. A coopers mother is normally quite a smoking hot respectable mature woman. Cooper enjoys smoking on that zaa-zaa, however his jobless antics make it quite difficult to fund his smoking habits.

Person 1: "Wow, that guy is SUCH a Cooper"
Person 2: "What a faggot"

by Person with a job February 12, 2023