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-Jimmy: have you seen that new girl in class, Jasime?
-Petey: yeah, she's hot man...I'd like to cook curry with her aaaallll night long
by CurryEater September 16, 2005
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cook

1. Cool (see "pwn" etymology)
2. Cook
I'll see you at 7.
All right, cook.
by Xel'Khannaga April 20, 2007
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Dane Cook

A decent comedian who has had an unfortunate amount of haters due to allegations that he stole jokes and whatnot, despite there being no sufficient evidence of him doing so.

Some comedian who was relatively unknown before this incident occurred by the name of "Lewis C.K." came out of the woods, and stated there were similarities in jokes. While this may be true, the man has no dates to back up when he said these things, or even evidence they are the same.

Dane Cook is known for his extremely crazy behavior on stage. His wackiness adds to the mood of most of his jokes. He uses observational humor, usually stating things nobody ever really noticed about the small things in life.

Dane Cook has the reputation of being one of the most hated comedians by fellow comedians and by many other people. This is due to the fact that he has been accused of joke stealing, as stated above. He's one of those people you can either watch, or just ignore.
Dane Cook: Did you ever get a really itchy asshole?

Louis C.K.: This is sure funny, I might just come out and say I first said this joke just so I can achieve some fame, despite my jokes being extremely boring and mediocre.
by Da Milkman May 18, 2009
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Planet Cook

One of the worst TV shows in history. Some old guy ordering his children slaves to cook disgusting meals, with some weird as tastebuds in an hour glass. Also has an annoying theme song.
Mike: Have you seen that show Planet Cook?
Frazer: Yeah, I hate it.
Mike: Haha, yeah. xd
by FrazerPantz November 2, 2008
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dane cook

A great comedian, known for being in movies and TV, unfortunately. Many BAMF's can relate to his jokes, but his routines are always ruined by dane cook fans, who laugh at every other word he says, because he is a celebrity (See dane cook fan).

He has been performing stand up since the early 1990's, but has been treated like a god by these "fans" since the mid-2000's.
That Dane Cook is a silly bitch, but these stupid teenagers and little rich girls keep laughing so goddamn much!!!
by vorheez February 2, 2008
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cookblocker

Anyone who intervenes in the kitchen with their unwanted opinion whilst one is trying to cook their dish. This also includes but is not excluded to the taking over of cooking duties and or sabotaging an already perfect dish by secretly adding their own shitty ingredients
Girl: Man what is that guy in Ratatouille doing to that already perfect soup dish?
Guy: He's totally a cookblocker; look at what he's doing to the soup with those shitty herbs.
Girl: Who would do such a thing?
Guy: Idk, he's like a ginger.
Girl: Point made.
by osmocosmo January 13, 2014
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cookar

A very depressed Person,
A person who mumbles alot.
A person who drives Slow.
He Seemed Like a cookar.
by mrbalonielikescake June 30, 2014
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