Another term for one of the lesser men in a prison. These Keldon Cooks, Aka Prison Bitches, are often looked for in order for larger prisoners to relieve their sexual urges. Yes, a Keldon Cook is the best of sexual releases, as he does not complain and gets pleasure out of it himself. Prisons often suffer from immense amounts of rapes and violence, however with more Keldon Cooks, prisons have been becoming more peaceful due to the lessening tension brought with their desire to pleasure all prisoners within 10 cell blocks.
Black Prisoner: Yo nigga, I gotta blow my load.
Other Prisoner: Shit nigga, you got to check out that Keldon Cook in cell block 69.
Black Prisoner: (Penis explodes)
Other Prisoner: Shit nigga, you got to check out that Keldon Cook in cell block 69.
Black Prisoner: (Penis explodes)
by Chris Bittner December 29, 2013
Tiktok girl taht went viral for having both an appealing body and good food singsonging "Cookingwithkya"
by rahhh!! December 11, 2024
Last nights Houston cook-off was amazing!
by MonsterKyle August 12, 2019
“shut the fuck up Cooke”
by pseudonym10000001 February 21, 2022
by MumbleBeesHusband December 13, 2023
Sexiest bitch in the fucking nation STUPID THICC AND HOT. Can shut a bitch up quick, and is a very loyal person( if she likes you of course), which is highly unlikely. Everyone else is trash besides her.
by Heyyyyybitches May 04, 2018
To cook up a few pies, is to get a few moisty’s on the go, is to collect honey from the hive…. You get it.
‘Let’s go to the clubs and cook up a few pies’
‘She was super into it, I was cooking a few pies for sure’
Hey check those hotties, shall we go over and cook up a few pies?’
‘She was super into it, I was cooking a few pies for sure’
Hey check those hotties, shall we go over and cook up a few pies?’
by Black-Scholes Shoes February 20, 2022