coochie chafers

(n.) When a girl with no standards wears extra short shorts that literally stop at your vagina. And although girls don't show it in their face, when they walk the tightness of those shorts causes friction when they walk. (Side effects: friction that leads to chaffing and eventually camel toe.)
Damn! Look at the jawn with the coochie chafers on!
by nbtsinger April 17, 2012
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Tender Coochie

A girl who attracts men who pretend to be interested in them only for them too be used or played for sex
by Tender Coochie September 11, 2021
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Coochie Coma

To go a long duration of time without getting laid.
“It’s been over a month man, I think I’m entering a Coochie Coma”
by Joebama Biden August 28, 2023
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coochie bag

A goofy name for a usually small bag that most women probably carry around, mainly on their period, that has personal hygiene products in it
Girl 1:"Dammit! My period just started!"
Girl 2:"Then maybe you carry around a coochie bag."
by xXT1dd1e_LuV3r420Xx April 23, 2023
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Coochie Crunchin

When somebody’s in another person business and they start dickriding
My girlfriend and her sisters were having a great time in the pool while a Karen started coochie crunching
by Dondada Dolo April 24, 2023
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coochie roach

1: do you know what a coochie roach is ?

2: yeah it’s lovelypeaches on instagram
by stepchicken4life May 13, 2021
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coochie stank caca

weird stuff growing on rocks that look like worm roots
person 1: whats this on the rock
person 2: let me see, oh its coochie stank caca
by amy132355576 April 22, 2011
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