The utter opposite and a true antonym to hot sex
A retarded and way worse version of appealing bodily needs compared to beating your meat
A retarded and way worse version of appealing bodily needs compared to beating your meat
by Lord 🙏😈 July 5, 2022

I went out for a hike in the early morning and dude let me tell you, it was freaking cold dinosaur out, major shrinkage!
by RhymeForReason February 10, 2022

Friend 1:''There is no pussy for me!?''
Friend 2: ''Man, The world is cold''
Or
When your partner doesnt show up for your presentation in school
''The world is cold, you gotta do it yourself''
Friend 2: ''Man, The world is cold''
Or
When your partner doesnt show up for your presentation in school
''The world is cold, you gotta do it yourself''
by jfoinfjkfbjaskfb March 9, 2023

It was hot underneath the Georgia sun so instead of sweet tea, I asked my girlfriend if I could get a cold Wendy. So she popped that ice cube in her mouth and slobbed on my knob.
by Wendy Frost February 23, 2023

Oh the Keanu Reeves, He's a cold can
by Seaniev4 November 30, 2016

by Drip_Wizard October 5, 2021

by leon mails March 21, 2019
