Clown Crown

Your typical male pattern baldness. Hair that resembles a clowns wig. A horse shoe style of baldness

"I shave my head because i don't feel comfortable rocking a clown crown."

"Don't be ashamed. David Cross, Alan Arkin, John Malkovich, Ed Harris and Robert Duvall all sport their clown crowns, and those guys are famous as fuck."

by Mike Swearengen September 7, 2013

Clown Hound

A hoebag that loves to down clown penis.

Rich: Hey, Janet really loves to suck off clowns.
Danny: Yeah, bitch is a real clown hound.

by NinjaSac July 16, 2009

Clown Talk

Talk that is indiscernable whether the person be drunk or on drugs or just talking too deep for another person to understand.

I couldn't understand what my dealer was talking about. He was speaking in "Clown Talk".

by Roni Mac August 8, 2013

half clown

someone who has all the characteristics of a clown (grotesque distorted features, thick make-up) yet, is not funny.

jesus, what a half clown!
or
shazza's an absolute half clown!

by fun junky January 27, 2005

Clown's Pocket

A disturbingly loose and sloppily unattractive vagina, reminiscent of the oversized, floppy pocket on a traditional clown's costume

Colleen Hopkins' clown's pocket smells like a Tauntaun.

by HelpDickStuckinCow August 21, 2015

clown's pie

A rather sloppier version of the 'otter's pocket' (see labia).
This is a long lost classic that I felt I needed to share with the dirtier folk of this world!

"Her majesty bade me to descend her lady garden, after fifty years of widowhood she was considerably aroused - it was like being hit in the face with a clown's pie!!"

by Lee Michigan esq. October 1, 2007

tanmay clown

tanmay clown is often used for a 14-year-old lulli pan whose only fetish is to get asswhooped by chokli.

Hey man don't be a tanmay clown

by riddleThis1212 December 29, 2021