Air Force Crew Chief

Some Air Force fuckwad that thinks that he is so smart and cool because he gets to put his name on the side of a jet which thinks the only way it is capable of flying his because of his hard work of sitting inside for 2 hours bitching about IMDS and then going out to his jet, taking off a couple of covers,jerking off the pilot,and waiving his hands in the air thinking that the pilot is really moving in the direction that he is telling him too. Once the pilot takes off he throws in a pinch of Skoal Wintergreen and walks down the flightline like he rescued the fucking President of the United States. Then 1.5 hours later he waives his hands in the air again and then sucks off the pilot for one last time of the day and then fuels it, changes a tire and pretends to look at the engine like he really knows what the fuck he is doing. Does this sound a little familiar to you civilians??? It should, it's the same job as the piece of white trash that works at your local gas station and fills up your car with gas, checks your fluids, and rotates your tires.

The asshole Air Force Crew Chief at Spot 3

by Bots4633 August 1, 2011

chieasters

Someone who only goes to church on Christmas and Easter.

Gosh the church is always full on Christmas and Easter...those damn chieasters!

by John Snyder May 9, 2008

chief leader

An irritant, someone who puts their own interests before yours, or does anything at all annoying, reasonable or not. By being a CHEIF LEADER you are seen by all as being the most irritating. In many cases a meaningless insult.

e.g
Abel: Which chief has chief'd all the donuts.
Matt: That was Dipesh. Hes a chief leader mate.

by chiefaroo November 28, 2013

Master chief

the man who gave Hitler the idea to start his own genocide

Hitler-"I see that Master chief can kill an entire race, I bet I can to and get away with it! its brilliant!"

by Th3on3andonlylov3r April 11, 2011

dave chapelle

funny show. Sucks at standup. Enjoys entertaining his audience for 57 minutes with the sole sentance "naw naw, im serious."

Dave chapelle has a friggen hilarious show. His standup, however, could use some work.

by shooter August 29, 2005

big chief

The act of defacing someone while they are passed out. You take a shit, get a bit on your hands, and give the passed out person a big chief by drawing indian warpaint designs on their face with the shit.

"Hey man what the fuck?, there is shit on my face painted into a sun, and strips under my eyes."

"Yeah dude, I gave you the big chief"

by Sneaky Blasko April 25, 2008

chaper

A white male that acts and sounds gay but acts striaght, Repeatedly talks about wemon and his exploits.

That dude is frickin chaper all the way

by kelala July 30, 2009