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chav

An overly spray tanned smoker who wears the heaviest fake eyelashes and lip fillers. Can usually be find in athleisure that is too small and a full face of makeup. They lurk around fast food joints and use their long acrylic nails to attract male counterparts to impregnate them.
Why is that girl orange? Oh never mind, it’s a chav.
by darwinshell January 6, 2022
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comcast chav

annoying but nice Comcast guy that comes to your house to fix your tv. making you feel uncomfortable and akward because he's invading your privacy, and dressed like he thinks he's Justin Timberlake in his olden days. (chav attire)
walks out the door saying "have a good one sir"
me- "is sir annoying leaving?"
dad- "what do you mean?"
me- "the comcast guy is kind of making me feel akward. is he leaving?"
dad- "no, he's gonna try to fix the tv"
me- "oh, that's annoying..."

*walks away, thinks to self, what a comcast chav*
by Angie12banjo December 4, 2010
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Chav

are usually described as a beautiful, or loving person.
Aww James is such a chav
I love Frank he is such a chav
by ExplodingCunt February 14, 2021
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Chav

by Eztliiiii May 8, 2021
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Chav

Chavs are bitches with no lives who have nothing better to do than make people think their not better than them and who all have the same personality, voice and all look the same their like fucking robots and they really peak in school and as soon as schools over they have no friends left and end up working at a shitty job like maccies or supermarket or some shit like that because they were to busy to listen and failed every subject
by Potato173 November 5, 2021
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chav

well, chavs are usual teens or young adults and are the sort of people you don’t want to mix with. they smoke, do drugs, skip school, fail school etc. boys tend to where shitty caps 24/7 an girls tend to wear tight jeans to show off they’re non existing ass (which they would stick out in photos) as well low cut tops to show off their tits, but not too low cut so you can’t see their push up bra. girls have these messy, floppy buns on the top of their head and decide to sing along to chavvy music in their fake designer tops with their drawn on eyebrows but no other make up on snapchat. boys seem to wear hoodies as well as their caps as mentioned before. all the chavs seem to speak like, ‘bruh, i’ll bang your out bruv. nah mate, don’t be getting rude. you’re bare snakey man. i’m getting vexed, lowe it bro. alow it. me an ma g’s will come shank u ousside maccies bruv. mums, mums i’ll do it.’
speaking of ‘maccies’ or ‘mcdonald’s’, they always seem to be hanging around outside but don’t actually have enough money to go in.
chav 1: “bruv, if i giv yu the last fag, u best mums it you’ll gimme on tomo bro.”
chav 2: “yeh yeh bruv, truss.”
chav 3: “ew look at that rags girl man, she’s bare dog bruv.”
by trust me it’s true January 8, 2019
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chav bhav bhangi

Anally penetrating yourself, while sucking a vagina.
"let's do chav bhav bhangi Missy right now up my ass"
by Macdonald's November 13, 2017
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