*Chav 2022* Young individuals around the ages of 6-35. Absolutely useless bastards who dress up in fake black branded clothing acting "hard" they are typically found in the united kingdom everywhere you go from the times around 6pm-2am since their social status is very low. They come out at these times to find a "mate" around 3 years younger than them. You are best of to keep away from these as they can be dangerous as well as contiguous with many diseases similar to rodents. They are also very territorial and make sure to keep a good grip on your items as they tend to target normal people for their valuables it is very important to keep note that if you have a good mountain bike they will say to their fellow chav "yo fed dat bike bro" the word "fed" is a slang word for "steal" . "Chavs" also go by the names as "mandem" mandem is the slang word for the male chav, "gyaldem" is also slang for the female type of chav. One good thing to note is even though they look tough, you are way above in society than they are even if you are homeless.
by IReallyHateChavs October 31, 2022
Get the Chav 2022 mug.An overly spray tanned smoker who wears the heaviest fake eyelashes and lip fillers. Can usually be find in athleisure that is too small and a full face of makeup. They lurk around fast food joints and use their long acrylic nails to attract male counterparts to impregnate them.
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The word originates from the term CHV, meaning Council House Vermin, circa 1991, Essex, UK.
The word originates from the term CHV, meaning Council House Vermin, circa 1991, Essex, UK.
by Kullimah January 12, 2022
Get the Chav mug.A chav is a woman/man who believes they are superior to everyone else in the world. The woman chavs wear orange foundation and thick eyebrows and very thick dark brown contour . They usually have huge thick eyelashes too. There language mainly is a very strong London accent and both genders vocabulary constantly consists of “innit” “bruv” and other slang . Both genders normally hang around McDonald’s and always have a a puff bar in a pocket . the female chav usually has fake designer bags and there’s probably slept for around 50 men.
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Commonly used to describe a man who is extremely fixated on his favourite teams success, be it school team at any level, local team, or big city team of any sport at any level for that matter. There immense passion and hatred for the opponent can be so strong he can resort to violence or threats of violence to defend its honour should his will of fire be tested. Can often times be thugs to an extent, can be spotted but there poor choice of clothes. Fear the p chav as it can come from anywhere at anytime nowadays, but more recently online with the popularity of social media.
“Ah I hope Arsenal win tonight! Big game in the europa league group stage against Estonian league champions Flora! Must win!” “Hey Bob look it’s a fucking p chav” “fucking great job Ron you got us tickets in the p chav section”
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