cool block

the shutting down of a parent trying to be cool, hip, with it, or boss by one of their children.

Dad: "good-by...(oh, uh) Peace..."
Daughter: *turns away*
Mother: "She just cool blocked you"

by forjarvis November 13, 2011

cool hangouts

An awkward visit with an acquaintance one dislikes, usually at said acquaintance's behest.

"Whatchu doin' Saturday bro?"

"Ugh, meeting my ex for cool hangouts. I'm gonna need a lot of beer."

by bigg_brocc January 12, 2012

cool

constipated
overweighted
old
lady

you're cool which means you're an constipated over weighted old lady

by cupcakelover2.0 January 20, 2015

Cool job.

When a person is giving fellatio with their mouth full of ice cubes.

Dude, it was so hot yesterday and Diana gave me a cool job.

by Reccaman July 30, 2016

Cool Kenny

The act of blowing cool air on one's asshole.

Ken gave her a cool kenny.

by hcallahan September 21, 2016

cool

a word which defines everyone and everythin but you, 'cool'. It is best to put it in speech marks to make it 'cool'.

You are 'cool'

by JellyPoo September 18, 2016

cool your tools

a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down

Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret

by coolyourtools September 8, 2016