Why you coming fast?

A phrase used when someone crashes their bike into you and you hit your head.

Biker: *Rides and hits man*
Man: ARE YOU BILND? YOU CANT SEE ME?
Biker: s o r r y
Man: WHY YOU COMING FAST?

by fgt lmao rofl November 22, 2018

Coming out of the pantry

The lesbian equivalent to coming out of the closet.

When a girl admits shes a lesbian.

Guy-Should i ask Piper out?
Guy#2-Nahhhh man, shes coming out of the pantry tonight.

by CATday June 12, 2011

come aboard my ship

Slang invitation issued to another to share in one’s own perspective.

You can either stay out there floating in your rigid belief system or choose to come aboard my ship and get a wider view.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 17, 2019

The Boys Come Marching Home

Upon venturing into the glory hole of your sexual partner, after giving her one hell of an orgasm, she will emit a moan of pure ecstasy, and you will know you've completed a job well done.

NOTE: This is synonymous with "Completing Your Final Mission"

Little Tony, everyone's lovable little scamp, went to a party with his more matured friends. He meets a girl.

Enter Tony, stage left

Tony: Hey there. Would you like to talk with me for a little while?

Esmeralda: Sure sweet heart.

Enter Mordechai, Tony's wingman.

Mordechai: Hey there, Tony ol' buddy ol' pal! I see you've been hittin' it off with this hoe for a little while now. You gonna fuck her or what?

Tony: Oh, um, excuse me miss, my friend here is a little under the influence. You see, his blood alcohol content has exceeded its-

Esmeralda: Oh it's okay, I'm used to it.

Suddenly, Mordechai arouses the crowd, and a riot breaks out, in which Tony and Esmeralda surf the crowd together.

Tony: Oh my, I knew I shouldn't have come to this shindig! I have a test tomorrow!

Esmeralda: You need to lighten up, big boy. You as tense as a bag o' chips.

Suddenly, Mordechai and the others throw Tony and Esmeralda in a room, and the door is blocked by the fellow party-goers. They are in the room alone for 3 hours. This is the first time they have been alone all night.

After being in the room for all that time, the door knob began to twist. Everyone fell silent and stared at the door.

After it opened, Tony stood there, belt buckle undone.

Tony: The Boys Come Marching Home.

The crowd bursts into cheers

Mordechai: LET'S PARTY

Suddenly, "Feeling Hot Hot Hot" started playing, and everyone danced

FIN

by Mother Fucker Extrodinaire November 28, 2009

Coming down with a case of you

It's like you are falling in love with a beautiful girl

Girl i'm feeling like i'm coming down with a case of you

by LalzMalz November 2, 2009

you got nothin’ coming!

Often repeated mantra of custody officers in response to requests from incarcerated folks.

Go back to your inmate hole, ‘cause you got nothin’ coming!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2019

the chickens are coming home to roost

An expression that means that a person is about to pay for their mistakes or bad deeds, similar to "what goes around comes around".

The chickens are coming home to roost, Bobby Boucher. You'll reap the fruit of your selfish ways. You're gonna lose all your fancy foosball games, and you're gonna fail your big exam, because school is THE DEVIL!

by Nick D April 3, 2004