Buttholeism

The philosophy and mindset of being a butthole (also known as meany pants). To be or not to be is the question. But if you find yourself pondering this question, you probably are enacting the idea of of buttholism.

What is your problem Jerry?

"I'm sorry I'm just trying to practice buttholeism, so later I can show my wife."

by Buttholeism September 7, 2021

Butthole Sauce

The liquidity substance that pours/leaks out of anal cavity during and after one has received multiple anal cream-pies. Usually a combination of blood and semen, with the consistency of Siracha-ketchup.

Girl: Ugh, after last night’s rendezvous with all the guys, I’ve been leaking butthole sauce all morning!

by Krispykris September 13, 2021

Butthole after Taco Bell

pain

MY BUTTHOLE AFTER TACO BELL IS ON FIRE!
IT’S FUCKING BURNING! FIRE IS SPEWING OUT OF MY ASSHOLE LIKE A FLAMETHROWER!
SOMEBODY HELP!

by Pelasehalpmeh September 19, 2021

butthole

tyson

tyson is the definition of a butthole

by urmomshouse12345678969 January 11, 2022

buttholeless

One who is lacking a butthole. Can also be used as an insult.

That girl Emma is buttholeless meaning she doesn't have a butthole!

Just have sex with that goat, what are you buttholeless?

by Gbg69420 January 13, 2022

butthole sleeve

when you have your arm snuggly inside of a prolapsed anal cavity

i gave myself a butthole sleeve last saurday

by marasovs phat cawk January 6, 2022

Butthole Underwear

To take an old pair of underwear and cut a hole in the back to cum inside when you masturbate.

I'm frustrated at my sibling because they used my butthole underwear.

by whatamidoinghere_bruhhh February 19, 2022